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ompati
February 13th, 2003, 03:52 AM
Ek bar ek tau Ragni competition main chalaya gaya. Jab tau ki bari aai to tau khara ho gya aur tek lagai aa...aa...aa...aa. Tau ke nakali daant nikel ke bahar aa gye. Tau ne daant fit kare aur phir se shuru kiya aa..aa..aa. Batisi phir bahar aa gyi. Phir se tau ne daant phit kiye aur aa karte hi phir daant bahar. Ek molar tain raha nahi gaya aur bolya: "Tau, cassette e badalta ravahga ak kuch sunave bhi ga".
Ompati
duhan
February 13th, 2003, 04:46 AM
Good one!!!
rsmalik
February 13th, 2003, 05:00 AM
Oh madam! beutiful.
uday
February 13th, 2003, 08:18 AM
Ompati ji This one is too Good :-)
naveenadalal
February 13th, 2003, 08:48 AM
Ompatiji,
Good one !
gajeshd
February 13th, 2003, 09:42 AM
Ompati Ji,
Very good one, a typical Haryanvi instant humour.
harvindermalik
February 13th, 2003, 10:31 AM
ha ha ah..andy chutkala...HHKKPG
neerajdahiya
February 13th, 2003, 01:34 PM
very good
amar0974
February 13th, 2003, 02:19 PM
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa Ghana Kasuta
jaatni
February 13th, 2003, 03:15 PM
ha ha ha.......
kati kasoota tha ompati ji.......
par tau tanhi batana padega ak usnain dentist dhore jaan ki jaroorat sai...
ha ha ha......
garima
February 13th, 2003, 03:28 PM
Nice joke Ompati ji and Simran yaar jatland par patient dundhne ki naubat kaise aa gayi.
Garima
ajaynehra
February 13th, 2003, 07:00 PM
Toooooooooooooooo Goooooooooooooood Ompati ji , keep posting these nice jokes
NEHRA AJAY
akdabas
February 14th, 2003, 12:02 AM
Very Nice Joke.................Ompati ji.
jaatni
February 14th, 2003, 07:56 AM
Garima (Feb 13, 2003 05:58 a.m.):
Nice joke Ompati ji and Simran yaar jatland par patient dundhne ki naubat kaise aa gayi.
Garima
ha ha ha....
garima dekho baat yeh hai ke haath paanv to maarne hi padte hain....kal ko private practise shuru ki agar(bhagwaan ki daya se...ha ha ha)to patients aise hi to milenge....
manas
February 14th, 2003, 08:54 AM
Haaaaaaaaaa Ghani Hansi aa gi.
Simaran Ji aap bhi padh liyo.
garima
February 14th, 2003, 03:45 PM
Simran,
Now I know another advantage of jatland.I also need some human beings now for my drug trials.So should I also keep my eyes open.hahaha.
Garima
singh_jagbir
February 14th, 2003, 11:13 PM
Ekdam sahi chutkala tha MADAM Ji!!!!Maja aa gaya....
ompati
February 15th, 2003, 03:37 PM
Thank you all for appreciation.
Ompati
rameshlakra
February 15th, 2003, 09:26 PM
one of best i heard here till now
hhhhkkkkllllpppppttttttt
rathee
February 15th, 2003, 11:41 PM
yo chhora to ghana-eh oot tha...tau ki maati si peet di !!
guliya
February 16th, 2003, 06:01 AM
excellent one
rsmalik
February 16th, 2003, 11:36 AM
One more vote in your favour madam !!
aki2005
February 16th, 2003, 07:02 PM
best one i have heard so far....!!!!
ahlawat
February 16th, 2003, 09:48 PM
kati chaala paad diya...keep it up
ompati
February 18th, 2003, 04:10 AM
Mujhe kuch kuch andaja tha ki jatland members ees chutkle ko pasand karange.
Once again thank you all for appreciation.
Ompati
smalik
February 18th, 2003, 09:28 AM
Madam ! kasuta joke
pl send more
rgds
akdalal
February 18th, 2003, 10:00 AM
Ompati ji,
one of the best jokes I have ever read.
Just a small query:
Jis tau dhore CD player hoga vo ke karega. usme ta cassette nahi chala sakta.
regards
sunilshokeen
February 18th, 2003, 01:33 PM
tau ny ek nai cassette
desi ka pauwa ke diwo
jib thik chly ga
shailendra
February 19th, 2003, 01:53 AM
That was one good one, if I ever heard any!!!
jogi
February 19th, 2003, 08:21 PM
great...ghana kasuta...aise aise aan do....maja aa gaya padh kah....
shokeen123
February 19th, 2003, 08:36 PM
Very Funny Ompati...
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
ajay_gahlawat
February 20th, 2003, 12:02 AM
chhorra ghanna andy paak rahya tha