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rathee
March 24th, 2003, 11:02 PM
bhai aap members mein te ghene-eh te manne jaante nahin hoge kyonki mein ghane-eh dina paachhe site pe log on karya se....
mere dil dil mein ek baat ghane-eh dina te radkan laag rhi se...
"bhai jab yo humour section shuru hoya to bhai desi chutkalan ki line laag rhi hoya karti...par eeb to 100 mein te 2 chutkale-eh desi howein sein....!! mein nyun nahin kahta ke yo theek nahin konya par ye saare te hum kite bhi sun sakein hain, is site pe to zyadatar mere khayal mein desi chutkalan ka maja len aawein sein....bas thoda sa mann uchat rhya se humour section te...."
bhai jo kise ne meri baat buri laagi ho to mein maafi chaun sun...kyonki bhai mein sun kati desi aadmi jo mann mein aawe se wohe bol diya karun....
amar0974
March 25th, 2003, 02:27 PM
Bhai Rathee Ram Ram, Key Haal sa Bhai Kai din ma dekha.
Ara tu kaya n Khaya merar le desi sun
Ek baar ek gaam ma do Aadmi kati ghaney kanjoos ar aapney na chhod sub na bekuuf samjhan aaley un dhora koye Gausala ya dharamsala aala chanda maangan aaja ta us na ek aana bhey ta de nahi ar Pechley chandey ka hisab maangan laagjaan, ke pichley chandey ka key hoya hisab do khaa gey tum us na. Issa taria key baat kar ka un na ultey a bhaja de. Ta is taria ke Aadmi they. Ek ba un ma ta ek bola chaal keta Ghoom ka Aawangey
Dusra bola chaal bhai
Pehla Bola - Peesey le ra sa
Doosra bola - Yaar they ta par kaal baalkan key Fees de dey, Par tu ta le ra hoga.
Pehla Bola - Bhai they ta mera dhora bhey par Kurta doosra Pehr aaya. Kher Chaal chaalan aaga karaan gey kuch jugaad, nu ka ka dono chaal padey bhai.
Raastey ma un na ek Hotel Dekha us pa Likh rakha 'Free Khana'
Hotel na dekhtey a ek Bola "Ara Aaja Aaja Bungey Baat, Aaja Free ma Khaana Khawaoonga Doosra Bola "Haan Haan Chaal" Nu ka ka Hotel ma Bud gey dono
Hotel ma Ghustey a do gate Paaye ek pa likh rakha : Sofey pa baith ka khaney key leye Dusrey pa likh rakha : Khaat pa baith ka khaney key leye.
Dono Sofey aaley ma bud gey, Aaga pher do gate paye ek pa likh rakha - Saakahari (vegitarian) doosrey pa likh rakha - Maansahari (Non Veg). To bhai wo Maansahari aaley ma bad gey, Aaga pher do gate paaye - Ek pa likh rakha - Desi gee wala doosrey pa likh rakha - vanaspati ghee wala, ek bola aaja aaj ta desi gee key baney hod khawangey to bhai badgey desi gee aaley ma ud pher do gate paye ek pa likh rakha - Free dusrey pa likh rakha - Paisey de key, ek bola ara Free ka ta sara raasa a sa nu ka ka dono Free aaley gate ma bad gey ar bhai bhetar badtey a koye gate nahi paaya ar hotel hoga khatam ar becharey dubara road pa aagey.
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rathee
March 26th, 2003, 12:41 AM
bhai amrdeep yo te personal experience sa laage se...!!!
jaatni
March 26th, 2003, 12:43 AM
ha ha ha
kasoota joke....
hhkkpg!!!
shokeen123
March 26th, 2003, 02:39 AM
Bhatijay kit khu gya tha tu? Mere khayl mai tunne kirkit te fursat milgi...
nice to see you back!
amar0974
March 26th, 2003, 02:06 PM
Pradeep Singh Rathee (Mar 25, 2003 03:11 p.m.):
bhai amrdeep yo te personal experience sa laage se...!!!
Bhai Rathee marey gail ta kadey esey bani na, Par Bhai tari gail bangey ho ta bera na. Hahahaaaaa........
(Just Kidding)
arjun
March 26th, 2003, 03:39 PM
rathee sahab ki baat mein dum hai.... jatland par zyadatar jat joke hi ache lagte hain...
yeh to woh baat hui ke swaad bana liya saag aur roti ke aur aa gaya pizza !!
tasty to pizza bhi howe sai, par jab swaad desi ho to kuch maza kum ho jata hai...
amardeep bhai ka joke to bus wah wah !!
akdabas
March 26th, 2003, 11:52 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha.......!!!
Bazaad bhai,
ND joke tha yo tai.
rathee
March 28th, 2003, 12:07 PM
bhua ram ram !!
Bas issi ghani si bhi fursat na milli se...bahut busy chal rhya se mera schedule...eebe bangladesh jaoon sun mhine bhar ki lhiyan...May mein ulta India aaoonga !! aap sunao ke gyan sein...
rana saab kati sahi baat kahi aapne...bas kyamein isa sa-eh raasa ho rhya se...yhaade bhi chulhe ki roti ki bajaye pizza-burger khane par rhe sein...!!!
anoopsingh
March 28th, 2003, 11:18 PM
Bhai Pardeep ji, aap ki baat 100% sahi se, per iske liya sahyog to sari tarf se hona chahiya, aaj kal aap bhi koi joke nahi post karte.umid se kasuta makhaul post karo gaye.
VirenderNarwal
March 29th, 2003, 02:00 PM
bhai ram ram
chutkla badhiya tha
aar desi bhasha mein to es ke char chand lag ge se
ranjitjat
March 29th, 2003, 06:43 PM
Pardeep Bhai- RAMRAM
Abhi to bhai- JATLAND NY RAMRAM KARNY HI AWA SE.
FRIST LOVE TO CKIKET HO GAYA. WORLD CUP to nahi mila- koe story -joke world cup ka hi suna dae.
cheers