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rattan
March 31st, 2003, 01:20 PM
Ek bar ek police wale ne ek tampoo ala pakad liya aur bola chal thane.Tampo ala bola bhai mera khot bata. Police ala bola khot te thane chal ke batauanga. tampo ala bola- mere pas sare kagaz hein, resigstration- licence sub-kuch hein. police wala bola 500 rupiye kad.Tampo wala phir bola mera khot to bata.
Police wala bola," tu khot 6 mahine nahi kare to hum ke tere pachhe ghume jange".
smalik
March 31st, 2003, 01:31 PM
HAHA HAHA
Sahi baat! welcome to Jatland!!
warm rgds
ssiwach
March 31st, 2003, 04:12 PM
bahut sahi...nice one...
anoopsingh
March 31st, 2003, 05:43 PM
welcome to jatland.com.
ND JOKE.
akdabas
April 1st, 2003, 12:02 AM
ha ha ha ha......Good joke.
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Malik ji Welcome to Jatland. :)
satyeshwar
April 1st, 2003, 06:30 AM
Sahi joke tha... maja aa gaya padh kar!! Lath se gaad diye is joke ne!!!
pssangwan
April 1st, 2003, 07:25 AM
Chaudhari Malik Saheb,
Welcome on jatland.com!
Nice joke and an ironical reality.
PULICE WALA JAROOR HARYANA KA THA.
Have a happy time,
Partap
vahlawat
April 1st, 2003, 09:23 AM
Bhote badiya Malik sahaab,
Jamma ND, bhej tey raho
sweet
April 1st, 2003, 11:44 AM
kati jimaa ........chhala sa pad diya,......wow very good..keep it up............
sarla
April 1st, 2003, 06:06 PM
absolute desi
sweet
April 3rd, 2003, 07:10 AM
hamara desh mahan........shikayat kise karein...........shikayat sunne wale hi lut rahe hain...........din dahade........very sad.......
but nice joke, i pray to God that this shud be only remain joke, not reality............India needs improvement.
dsbidhan
April 3rd, 2003, 07:38 PM
very nice one and welcome to jatland.com
Keep it up
With regards
vahlawat
April 4th, 2003, 09:08 AM
Typical Haryanvi
rsmalik
April 4th, 2003, 10:20 AM
True ! Almost happened with me in Delhi 3.5 years ago. Really hatered and awful.
amar0974
April 4th, 2003, 10:50 AM
Badhia Joke, Kadwee Sachaai
dndeswal
May 21st, 2006, 04:10 AM
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Here is the one from the old treasure - asli desi !!
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ritu
May 21st, 2006, 05:17 AM
bahut badiya malik ji.welcome to jatland
msingh
May 21st, 2006, 06:28 AM
bahut badiya he sir ..kati jee sa aagaya
amitsangwan003
May 22nd, 2006, 05:12 PM
uncle ji raam raam ............
kasuta e to laad sa gaad diya iss chutkule nai jatland pai
bilkul practical chutkula sunaya hai police waalo pe uncle ji aapne.
ha ha ha ha ...............
dndeswal
May 22nd, 2006, 05:31 PM
uncle ji raam raam ............
kasuta e to laad sa gaad diya iss chutkule nai jatland pai
bilkul practical chutkula sunaya hai police waalo pe uncle ji aapne.
ha ha ha ha ...............
Bhai Amit,
Koun se 'uncle ji' ko raam-raam kar rahe ho? Is joke ko likne wala uncle (Rattan Singh Malik) to 19 April 2003 ke baad iss Jatland par aaya hi nahin ! Bera na kit kho gaya !
Aur mere ko kar rahe ho to teri 2 baar ram-ram.
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