yajuvender
April 2nd, 2003, 10:31 AM
Ek bar ek shahri adami apne dost ke sath uske gam mein aaya hua tha. Usko shikar karne ka bhi shauk tha. Ek din usne ghumte hue ek tittar (a bird) pe goli chalayi. Goli tittar ne lagi aur tittar tale gir pada. Upna Shahri bhai use thane ke liye bhajja. Eb bat nu hui ki tittar ek JAT bhai ke khet mein pada tha.
Now here the action starts;
JAT Bhai: Abe kaun hei tu, kinghe ku ja
Shahri Bhai: Bhai saheb maine ek tittar ko shoot kiya hai, wo mar kar wahan pada hai, use uthane ja raha hoon.
JAT Bhai: Tanne bera na, yo khet mera hai, is mein padi hua sab kuch mera hai.
Shahri Bahi: Par us Tittar ko maine shoot kiya hai, wo mera hai..
To is tarah kafi der tak bahas hoti rahi., phir upna JAT bhai bolya,
JAT Bhai: Accha to sun, mahare gam mein es tarah ke maslo nu 'teen laat' (Three Kick Rule) ke phaisle se suljhaven.
Shahri Bhai: wo kya hai
JAT Bhai: Phale mein tujhe teen laat marunga, pher tu mujhe teen laat marega, pher mein marunga, pher tu...... aar nuhi chalta rahega, jib tak koi haar ne maan le.
Shahri Bhai ne JAT bhai ko dhyan se dekha, mara gira sa.. patla sa.. buddha sa... tuti hui juti pehne huae... usne socha, yo ke mujhe marega, mere paas to hunter boots hain, mein jeet saku.... yo soch kar usne kaha, bhai mein tyar hun, aaja mar le pahle tu teen laat.
Upna JAT Bhai ne uth ke upne daant bheench ke Shahri bahi ke pichwade pe ek jordar laat jamai... tuti hui juti itni tej bhi lag saken, iska bera na tha Shahri ne aur wo khet mein ja ke pada.
Is se pahle wo uth sake, apne JAT Bhai ne ek aur karari laat uske pet mein jad di, bas Shahri bhai nu to din mein hi tare dikh gaye... Bichara kisi tarah baitha .. aur apne JAT bhai ne tisri laat jam ke uski kamar pe jad di... apna Shahri bhai to wahin lot maregya... eb apna JAT Bhai bolya
JAT Bhai: "Babuji mein to haar gya, leja tu apna tittar".
Moral of the story: JAT - Just Avoid Them
Now here the action starts;
JAT Bhai: Abe kaun hei tu, kinghe ku ja
Shahri Bhai: Bhai saheb maine ek tittar ko shoot kiya hai, wo mar kar wahan pada hai, use uthane ja raha hoon.
JAT Bhai: Tanne bera na, yo khet mera hai, is mein padi hua sab kuch mera hai.
Shahri Bahi: Par us Tittar ko maine shoot kiya hai, wo mera hai..
To is tarah kafi der tak bahas hoti rahi., phir upna JAT bhai bolya,
JAT Bhai: Accha to sun, mahare gam mein es tarah ke maslo nu 'teen laat' (Three Kick Rule) ke phaisle se suljhaven.
Shahri Bhai: wo kya hai
JAT Bhai: Phale mein tujhe teen laat marunga, pher tu mujhe teen laat marega, pher mein marunga, pher tu...... aar nuhi chalta rahega, jib tak koi haar ne maan le.
Shahri Bhai ne JAT bhai ko dhyan se dekha, mara gira sa.. patla sa.. buddha sa... tuti hui juti pehne huae... usne socha, yo ke mujhe marega, mere paas to hunter boots hain, mein jeet saku.... yo soch kar usne kaha, bhai mein tyar hun, aaja mar le pahle tu teen laat.
Upna JAT Bhai ne uth ke upne daant bheench ke Shahri bahi ke pichwade pe ek jordar laat jamai... tuti hui juti itni tej bhi lag saken, iska bera na tha Shahri ne aur wo khet mein ja ke pada.
Is se pahle wo uth sake, apne JAT Bhai ne ek aur karari laat uske pet mein jad di, bas Shahri bhai nu to din mein hi tare dikh gaye... Bichara kisi tarah baitha .. aur apne JAT bhai ne tisri laat jam ke uski kamar pe jad di... apna Shahri bhai to wahin lot maregya... eb apna JAT Bhai bolya
JAT Bhai: "Babuji mein to haar gya, leja tu apna tittar".
Moral of the story: JAT - Just Avoid Them