View Full Version : Jat is always a great friend!
smalik
April 2nd, 2003, 04:27 PM
Ek be teen dost they ek Jat , ek bahman err ek baniya.kasute dost .time ke mar paddi aur teenu berojgar hoge
Phir teenu bathe ke sochan lagey ki rottiyaan ka jugad kuykar karan.
Baniya bola-no problem bayaapaar karange err teen ke paanch banavange, baki doonu bhai bloay rey Kirad tu to yoh kaam kar lega hum kona kar sakte .Aur kimme kaam socho.
Phir apne choudhary saab boley-Chaloo kheti karange, yah baat sun ke baki dono beahonsh !!!!
Eb bahman bola –asli kaam dhandha mein batauon-bhikhsya maangte hein
Jat ney thoda socha err bolaya chalo yohey theek hain.pher bolaya rey bahman key nu tey bata yah bhikshya kayukar maangni hein ,tu to expert se
Bahman bolya-no tension jo mein kahoon bus tum lay mein lay(tune) milmte rahiyo baki mein dekh leunga
Pahunch gay ek key gharan
Bahman ney maari awaaj--- bhikshya ghaalleeyee Mai!
Baniya bola- al jimtteee ravhenn tere bhatigeee bhai
Apne chaudhary saab ney phir maari kilki-err bahar khade tere teen Jamaii!!
vahlawat
April 2nd, 2003, 04:41 PM
Ghanney kasuttaa! jammmaey Desi
ND Malik Sahaab,keep on posting such ND things
yajuvender
April 2nd, 2003, 04:42 PM
Thats more like a JAT.... interesting
anoopsingh
April 2nd, 2003, 05:31 PM
Malik sahib,
chha gaye........sukar hey 3 mey kaam saar diya na to puffa batti bhi kahe saka tha
sujatadahiya
April 2nd, 2003, 11:26 PM
good one.
ahlawat
April 2nd, 2003, 11:34 PM
katiye kasuta tha
mskhatkar
April 3rd, 2003, 03:59 AM
Sahi ! Jiska kaam oosi ko bhaw.
Err Agle din Jat akella mangan chal pada. Balak (kids) dale (stone) maaran laagage ooske. Mana kane ke baad bhi neihi mane to wo bola ' Nira baba na laa leiye, tera phoopha jat bhie hei'
Keep it up
Mehar
sweet
April 3rd, 2003, 06:18 AM
katiye chala pad diya, malik saheb, kati hans hans ke pet mein bal pad gaye, jissa aaga,
very fantastic, keep it up.
good one.
pssangwan
April 3rd, 2003, 06:33 AM
Very Good Sanjay !
Jats can be anything but never good beggars.
You can add one more:
“EK JAT MODDA BAN GYA
ek ghar kai agei khada hoke aawaj lagai
-RI KAANI TAI BHIKSHYA GHALIYE
tai nei gussa aya
waa dal banawe thi
usne garm patila chuleh par tein utara or bolli le baba
baba nei jholi aage kar di or tai nei garam dal ka patila jholi mein ulat diya
garam gram dal ka pani tapak kein baba ki tanga par padan lag gya
baba gali mein bhajya liya
aage tein ek milgya or bolya baba yo ke tapakei sai?
Baba bolya –BHAI YO MERI JABAAN KA RASH TAPAKEI SAI.”
With all good wishes,
Cordially,
Partap.
smalik
April 3rd, 2003, 08:44 AM
Bahut Badiya Dr SahaabDr. Mehar Singh Khatkar (Apr 02, 2003 06:29 p.m.):
Sahi ! Jiska kaam oosi ko bhaw.
Err Agle din Jat akella mangan chal pada. Balak (kids) dale (stone) maaran laagage ooske. Mana kane ke baad bhi neihi mane to wo bola ' Nira baba na laa leiye, tera phoopha jat bhie hei'
Keep it up
Mehar
vahlawat
April 3rd, 2003, 08:56 AM
Verynice bout Jat s personality
well said! Dr Partap & Dr Khatkar
nupursingh
April 3rd, 2003, 09:02 AM
good one !! Sanjay ji!!
vahlawat
April 3rd, 2003, 09:02 AM
sanjay, I think its not a joke , many of my friends in Delhi/Rohtak are of same attitude And two are in Hungary also. well said N keep on sending
love
smalik
April 3rd, 2003, 09:10 AM
right Vikas , These are practical things one of my friend is in Budapest also
njoy!!
Vikas Ahlawat (Apr 02, 2003 11:32 p.m.):
sanjay, I think its not a joke , many of my friends in Delhi/Rohtak are of same attitude And two are in Hungary also. well said N keep on sending
love
vahlawat
April 3rd, 2003, 09:19 AM
Sanjay,make a visit to Hungary its a beautiful country
and keep on sending such practical things
love
kunduanil
April 3rd, 2003, 11:33 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
smalik
April 3rd, 2003, 04:18 PM
Thanx Vikas
Be in tch
dsbidhan
April 3rd, 2003, 07:23 PM
Dear sanjay,
That's really good
From Indu and devenderSanjay Malik (Apr 02, 2003 06:57 a.m.):
Ek be teen dost they ek Jat , ek bahman err ek baniya.kasute dost .time ke mar paddi aur teenu berojgar hoge
Phir teenu bathe ke sochan lagey ki rottiyaan ka jugad kuykar karan.
Baniya bola-no problem bayaapaar karange err teen ke paanch banavange, baki doonu bhai bloay rey Kirad tu to yoh kaam kar lega hum kona kar sakte .Aur kimme kaam socho.
Phir apne choudhary saab boley-Chaloo kheti karange, yah baat sun ke baki dono beahonsh !!!!
Eb bahman bola –asli kaam dhandha mein batauon-bhikhsya maangte hein
Jat ney thoda socha err bolaya chalo yohey theek hain.pher bolaya rey bahman key nu tey bata yah bhikshya kayukar maangni hein ,tu to expert se
Bahman bolya-no tension jo mein kahoon bus tum lay mein lay(tune) milmte rahiyo baki mein dekh leunga
Pahunch gay ek key gharan
Bahman ney maari awaaj--- bhikshya ghaalleeyee Mai!
Baniya bola- al jimtteee ravhenn tere bhatigeee bhai
Apne chaudhary saab ney phir maari kilki-err bahar khade tere teen Jamaii!!
akdabas
April 3rd, 2003, 08:05 PM
Very Good Jokes.
sonal
April 4th, 2003, 08:51 AM
Really Nice to read, I am a new member to this site ,Congrates for Jatland s promoters, GREAT
vahlawat
April 4th, 2003, 09:06 AM
Ok Sanjay, Best of luck
vahlawat
April 4th, 2003, 09:09 AM
Ok Sanajay, best of Luck
smalik
April 4th, 2003, 04:40 PM
Thanx all for response