akdalal
April 3rd, 2003, 07:26 PM
In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passerby happened to see that and came to the rescue.
Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death, and saved the young boy.
A reporter for a newspaper was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
"I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline to - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog".
"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero, "I'm a Pakistani".
The next day the headline on the front page of the paper said: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles an innocent American dog to death in New York park. FBI are investigating possible link to the Al-Qaeda. "
Cheers!!!
Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death, and saved the young boy.
A reporter for a newspaper was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
"I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline to - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog".
"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero, "I'm a Pakistani".
The next day the headline on the front page of the paper said: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles an innocent American dog to death in New York park. FBI are investigating possible link to the Al-Qaeda. "
Cheers!!!