namrata
May 22nd, 2003, 10:08 PM
Q - How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING
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Ans :Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
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Q - Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
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Ans : Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
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Ans : Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Q - Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
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Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi :-))
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Q - A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
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So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving
India??
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Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't
travel much
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Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
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Ans: Adidas.
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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle
of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
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Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
Cricket Team"
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Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I
want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai........
By LAUGHING
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Ans :Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
==================================
Q - Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
................................
Ans : Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
................................
Ans : Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
===================================
Q - Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
................................
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi :-))
====================================
Q - A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
........................
..........................
................................
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
====================================
Question: What will u call a person who is leaving
India??
........................
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
===================================
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't
travel much
................................
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
================================
Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
===================================
Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
................................
Ans: Adidas.
=================================
Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle
of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
................................
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
================================
Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
Cricket Team"
........................
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
===================================
Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I
want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai........