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yvsgaawar
June 2nd, 2003, 09:33 PM
Ek baar ek Jat dilli mai scooter par ja rhaha thaa. Traffic police ne usko rok liya aur license manga. Jat ne license thama diya.
Traffic police waala bola “arre ye license tou pichale hafte expire ho gaya”.
Jat bola “License expire ho gaya tou kya mai driving bhool gaya”?
rkumar
June 2nd, 2003, 09:39 PM
hahahaha, baat tu bilkul theek kahee...
Rajendra
akdabas
June 2nd, 2003, 09:56 PM
Ha..Ha..Ha.....
Good joke.
jaatni
June 2nd, 2003, 11:41 PM
ha ha ha...
kati sau feesdi sahi baat boli jaat ne...baat main dum to hai waise...lol...
rinu
June 3rd, 2003, 12:06 AM
LOL.......
RiNu
garima
June 3rd, 2003, 05:12 AM
Good logic.
garima
uday
June 3rd, 2003, 10:00 AM
good one !!
gajeshd
June 3rd, 2003, 12:04 PM
Vir Ji,
Ese kahte hai kamal ki hajir jababi. Bahut acche.
amar0974
June 3rd, 2003, 12:05 PM
hahahaaaaa Kati 16 Aaney Ki Baat Kahi Jat na, Bhai Nu Jat Itni Aasani Ta Kaabu Ma Aan laag gey ta holeya Gujara.
rathee
June 3rd, 2003, 12:09 PM
bhai yo jat bhai te ghana kasoota tha...lathh se gaad diye mere bette ne...!!!
arjun
June 3rd, 2003, 05:59 PM
try to beat the logic !
anoopsingh
June 4th, 2003, 09:52 PM
bhai logic too kasuta diya
gajendrachaudha
August 5th, 2006, 11:41 AM
very good joke
Ek baar ek Jat dilli mai scooter par ja rhaha thaa. Traffic police ne usko rok liya aur license manga. Jat ne license thama diya.
Traffic police waala bola “arre ye license tou pichale hafte expire ho gaya”.
Jat bola “License expire ho gaya tou kya mai driving bhool gaya”?
rajeshrathee
August 7th, 2006, 08:23 PM
very good excellent
rockingguy
August 8th, 2006, 08:12 AM
good one.....
Ek baar ek Jat dilli mai scooter par ja rhaha thaa. Traffic police ne usko rok liya aur license manga. Jat ne license thama diya.
Traffic police waala bola “arre ye license tou pichale hafte expire ho gaya”.
Jat bola “License expire ho gaya tou kya mai driving bhool gaya”?
vdeswal
August 8th, 2006, 09:51 AM
ek bar ek tau nai gaam ke doosrey paaley ke ek aadmi ke bhains apney ghraan bandh li, ar sabtey nu bata diya hak nai laya sooon. Jab uss aadmi ne bera paatya tai, rola maach gya. Panchayat bula li gai:
PANCH> khaaja le apney potey ki kasam uskey sir pe haath dhar kai hak ya bhains teri sai.
TAU>> ek minute lai ar kha gya kasam.
TAU ka DOST>> aaa-rai yo ke karya tanney, ya tai tanney jhooti kasam khaaa li bhai.
TAU>> va bhains aaacha nahin to 8-10 ser doodh de sai, eeb nu susra doodh peenta maraiga to konya taaan baajay.
sunitahooda
August 8th, 2006, 10:53 AM
Ghana badhiya Vijay....arr kissey nai nyu bi likh raakhi sai....very good excellent!!!!:D :D :D :D arr yo tera MOST EXCELLENT :D :D ek bar ek tau nai gaam ke doosrey paaley ke ek aadmi ke bhains apney ghraan bandh li, ar sabtey nu bata diya hak nai laya sooon. Jab uss aadmi ne bera paatya tai, rola maach gya. Panchayat bula li gai:
PANCH> khaaja le apney potey ki kasam uskey sir pe haath dhar kai hak ya bhains teri sai.
TAU>> ek minute lai ar kha gya kasam.
TAU ka DOST>> aaa-rai yo ke karya tanney, ya tai tanney jhooti kasam khaaa li bhai.
TAU>> va bhains aaacha nahin to 8-10 ser doodh de sai, eeb nu susra doodh peenta maraiga to konya taaan baajay.
sunitahooda
August 8th, 2006, 10:55 AM
Rajesh ji...makha...Very Good arr excellent ke bichalley .... ye bindi laa dtey:) ;) very good excellent
rekharathee
August 8th, 2006, 11:02 AM
ek bar ek tau nai gaam ke doosrey paaley ke ek aadmi ke bhains apney ghraan bandh li, ar sabtey nu bata diya hak nai laya sooon. Jab uss aadmi ne bera paatya tai, rola maach gya. Panchayat bula li gai:
PANCH> khaaja le apney potey ki kasam uskey sir pe haath dhar kai hak ya bhains teri sai.
TAU>> ek minute lai ar kha gya kasam.
TAU ka DOST>> aaa-rai yo ke karya tanney, ya tai tanney jhooti kasam khaaa li bhai.
TAU>> va bhains aaacha nahin to 8-10 ser doodh de sai, eeb nu susra doodh peenta maraiga to konya taaan baajay.
hahhaah, jibb tau ne b logikk laan mein eekke minute laggai, good one:D :D
sunitahooda
August 8th, 2006, 11:22 AM
Madam Ji yaad aayi kimme baat....MOST EXCELLENT padh kai....:p :D :p ;) makha jatan ke logikk ki baat chal ri thi tai mai Jatniyan e logikk bata dyun? hahhaah, jibb tau ne b logikk laan mein eekke minute laggai, good one:D :D
rekharathee
August 8th, 2006, 11:28 AM
Madam Ji yaad aayi kimme baat....MOST EXCELLENT padh kai....:p :D :p ;) makha jatan ke logikk ki baat chal ri thi tai mai Jatniyan e logikk bata dyun?
hahhah, vaa ee baat " k katti ee marr gya"
n mam app jokes ko personalize kyon kartti hein,
bechara chutkalla likhan aala b nu soch jyaatta hogga akk, manne kyon likhya:confused: :confused:
sunitahooda
August 8th, 2006, 11:32 AM
na...na...na....Rathee Ma'am....abhi manne yo Personalize kitt kiya??? aap ney to pehlam hi ye ???? aaley smiley chepp diye....janu to laanda puchkaariye chave tha....jai personalize kiya to baat aapke uppar ho aavegi....:D :D ;) Rissak lenn nai taiyarr ho tai bataun mai....mai to sochun thi ki aapki siraf English week sai....aapki to MEMORY bhi WEEK likaddi....killki:D hahhah, vaa ee baat " k katti ee marr gya"
n mam app jokes ko personalize kyon kartti hein,
bechara chutkalla likhan aala b nu soch jyaatta hogga akk, manne kyon likhya:confused: :confused:
rameshlakra
August 8th, 2006, 12:22 PM
Haha.............haha...... " driving bhul gya"
rajeshrathee
August 8th, 2006, 09:28 PM
Rajesh ji...makha...Very Good arr excellent ke bichalley .... ye bindi laa dtey:) ;)
bindi te bahut dundhi par pai konya, apki photo par bhi nazar gai ti ure bhi konya pai mam:) :rolleyes: :D
sunitahooda
August 10th, 2006, 11:04 AM
Mai bawli arr maachni chhoriyan ki dhal western outfit pai BINDI na laya karun....hahahahahaha....bindi te bahut dundhi par pai konya, apki photo par bhi nazar gai ti ure bhi konya pai mam:) :rolleyes: :D