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rinu
June 3rd, 2003, 12:47 AM
Sometime after independence the great leaders of the country -
Mahatma Gandhi, Subhash Chandra Bose, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three. Happy with the
relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, a Ford.
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children. God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER of the nation!"

namrata
June 3rd, 2003, 12:49 AM
HAHAHAHA it was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

akdabas
June 3rd, 2003, 01:05 AM
:D :D :D :D :D

jaatni
June 3rd, 2003, 01:08 AM
ha ha ha...
excellent one...

amanpoonia
June 3rd, 2003, 01:26 AM
hehehehehehehehe
hoohhohhohoho
hahahhahahh
funny.........

smalik
June 3rd, 2003, 09:31 AM
nice

uday
June 3rd, 2003, 09:46 AM
good one !!

virender
June 3rd, 2003, 10:14 AM
Hi hIhi Great

gajeshd
June 3rd, 2003, 12:00 PM
Rinu Ji,

I always appreciate your active participation,posts and comments on JL.

I hope you will agree with me that we should try to laugh more on ourselves and our surroundings, and avoid involving our respected ones.Pls. excuse me if I have crossed my permissible limit in the matter.

Looking forward to have a andee joke from you soon.

rathee
June 3rd, 2003, 12:05 PM
rinu tanne gandhi ki to kati hindi kar di....!!!! bahut badhiya...

rinu
June 3rd, 2003, 08:13 PM
Gajesh Ji,
Never mind ,
jus a jok, read & forget..


Gajesh Dhariwal (Jun 03, 2003 02:30 a.m.):
Rinu Ji,

I always appreciate your active participation,posts and comments on JL.

I hope you will agree with me that we should try to laugh more on ourselves and our surroundings, and avoid involving our respected ones.Pls. excuse me if I have crossed my permissible limit in the matter.

Looking forward to have a andee joke from you soon.

rkumar
June 4th, 2003, 01:05 AM
Rinu Singh (Jun 02, 2003 03:17 p.m.):
Sometime after independence the great leaders of the country -
Mahatma Gandhi, Subhash Chandra Bose, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three. Happy with the
relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, a Ford.
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children. God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER of the nation!"


Mother India ka kiya hoga Rinu Ji ?.....hahahahha lagta hai wo to baith baith kar chalengee.....jameen par hath rakh kar....hahahahahhahaa

Rajendra

rajivchaudhary
June 4th, 2003, 01:30 PM
Cool

nupursingh
June 4th, 2003, 02:32 PM
ha ha ha !!! nice one reena ji!!