arjun
June 3rd, 2003, 06:10 PM
ek aadmi bahut gapodi tha, jab dekho tab lambi lambi pheke tha.... uski joru pareshan hoke boli "dekho ji aap bahut phekte ho, ab jub bhi kuch zyada ho jaya karegi, to mein khans(cough) diya karoongi, to aap samajh jana"
woh maan gaya.
ek party mein us se raha nahin gaya.... bola " ek baar meine jungle mein sher dekha uski poonch 20ft lumbi !!" patni ne dheere se khans diya....woh bola "asal mein paas jakar dekha to 10ft hi thi" patni phir khansi..... aur paas jaakar dekh to bhai shayad 7ft ki hogi"... patni phir khansi.... ab use gussa aa gaya... patni se bola "re bhaagwaan tu to mere sher ne landa he rakhegi ke !!!!"
woh maan gaya.
ek party mein us se raha nahin gaya.... bola " ek baar meine jungle mein sher dekha uski poonch 20ft lumbi !!" patni ne dheere se khans diya....woh bola "asal mein paas jakar dekha to 10ft hi thi" patni phir khansi..... aur paas jaakar dekh to bhai shayad 7ft ki hogi"... patni phir khansi.... ab use gussa aa gaya... patni se bola "re bhaagwaan tu to mere sher ne landa he rakhegi ke !!!!"