namrata
June 5th, 2003, 01:36 AM
Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A : Sabudana Khichdi.
Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni.
Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A : Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Mumbai-ite jokes :-
Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local". :
Bong jokes ( no knowledge of Bengali reqd ):- :
Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :
Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :
Calcuttan jokes :-
Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
A : Because they are underground.
Delhi-ite jokes :-
Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the best place be in?
A : Inside the bus.
A : Sabudana Khichdi.
Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni.
Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A : Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Mumbai-ite jokes :-
Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local". :
Bong jokes ( no knowledge of Bengali reqd ):- :
Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :
Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :
Calcuttan jokes :-
Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
A : Because they are underground.
Delhi-ite jokes :-
Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the best place be in?
A : Inside the bus.