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amar0974
June 5th, 2003, 11:17 AM
Resume

Name: Amardeep (AD bhai)

Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime
Implementation Analyst (CIA)


Education:
MS (Criminal Sciences)
Virginia Prison for International Smugglers
and the Unlawful(VPISU),August 1996.

Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like
Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

BS (Crime Technology)
Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

Coursework:
Cop Psychology,
Plastic Explosives Technology,
Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory,
International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking,
Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna,Aug 1990-Aug
1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange,
strawberry; and
mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay,
June1987-July1990

* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many
supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made
hafta collections

Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child
prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum)
student chapter

References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof.,Tihar Jail, New
Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New
Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

AD

Cheer's
******************************

namrata
June 5th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Amardeepji,
with such a powerful resume i am sure u will get a very good job in the gang.
hahaha.......

pnauhwar21
June 5th, 2003, 03:58 PM
Amardeep Bhai! Pahle hi bata dete apne baare mein, main aap hi ko supari de deta. abhi-2 maine musharraf ko marne ki 2 crore ki supari di thi.. anyway be in touch for further assignments..apna bhi yahi dhanda hai

rinu
June 5th, 2003, 05:40 PM
QuiTe AtTrAcTiVe n ImPrEsSiVe.......





RiNu

anilsangwan
June 5th, 2003, 05:56 PM
Jama ghana kasoota CV sai Bazaad Bhai....... ise ise 2-4 Jat aur ho gye to America aapna e sai kuchh dina main.........

rsdalal
June 5th, 2003, 07:46 PM
Amardeep Bhai,
Itna experience hone ke baad bhee resume bana rahe ho. Apni he compny khol lo...
Ha Ha ha...
Good one...

mbamal
June 5th, 2003, 08:00 PM
looks like u will get many calls for CEO of underworld..;)

jaatni
June 6th, 2003, 12:44 AM
hmm...
looks impressive...

akdabas
June 6th, 2003, 07:40 AM
Amardeep Bhai,

Aapne to bhot tagri tagri degree le rakhi sein underword university kee.

Very Impressive resume..

Good one !

Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child
prodigies in crime)

Ha...Ha...Ha................

rathee
June 6th, 2003, 11:37 AM
bhai kati kilki paad resume se aapka....!!!

dahiya
June 6th, 2003, 11:59 AM
AD bhai - simply GREAT .............. :D

O.P.Dahiya

amar0974
June 6th, 2003, 01:56 PM
Hahahaaaaa
Ok-Ok Aagey se Dhyan Rakhna, Or Haan Apun se Contact karna ho to Jatland se Apun Ka Dubai Ka No. Leney ka hai.
Acha Bedu Salaam, Or Sub Bhai Logo or Beheno ko bhey Salaam Bhejta Hai.
Prashant Nauhwar (Jun 05, 2003 06:28 a.m.):
Amardeep Bhai! Pahle hi bata dete apne baare mein, main aap hi ko supari de deta. abhi-2 maine musharraf ko marne ki 2 crore ki supari di thi.. anyway be in touch for further assignments..apna bhi yahi dhanda hai

yvsgaawar
June 6th, 2003, 06:23 PM
Amardeep bhai,
Very Impressive, Salary expected "YES" Or "NO" tou add kar dete resume mai.


hahaha

akdabas
June 6th, 2003, 06:25 PM
Ha..ha..ha.... Bhai hansi thamtiae kona.

Amardeep Bazaad (Jun 06, 2003 04:27 a.m.):
Hahahaaaaa
Ok-Ok Aagey se Dhyan Rakhna, Or Haan Apun se Contact karna ho to Jatland se Apun Ka Dubai Ka No. Leney ka hai.
Acha Bedu Salaam, Or Sub Bhai Logo or Beheno ko bhey Salaam Bhejta Hai.
Prashant Nauhwar (Jun 05, 2003 06:28 a.m.):
Amardeep Bhai! Pahle hi bata dete apne baare mein, main aap hi ko supari de deta. abhi-2 maine musharraf ko marne ki 2 crore ki supari di thi.. anyway be in touch for further assignments..apna bhi yahi dhanda hai