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namrata
June 5th, 2003, 05:49 PM
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You'e at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
rinu
June 5th, 2003, 05:53 PM
hahahaha,
nice feedback huh.....
RiNu
[b]Namrata Singh Tomer (Jun 05, 2003
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
smalik
June 5th, 2003, 07:24 PM
Great ! CUSTOMER FEEDBACK really great!
Keep it up
rsdalal
June 5th, 2003, 07:49 PM
Good One...
akdabas
June 5th, 2003, 07:53 PM
Gr8 !!!
mbamal
June 5th, 2003, 07:56 PM
ha ha ha....aisa feedback kabhi na mile to accha hai...
jaatni
June 6th, 2003, 12:48 AM
ha ha ha...
feedback was just too good...
rathee
June 6th, 2003, 12:13 PM
bhayankar marketing strategies thi ye to...kati gyan chakshu se khol diye mere !!!
shailendra
June 6th, 2003, 06:51 PM
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Jun 05, 2003 08:19 a.m.):
Hey Namrata, how's this;
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "Oh! You are from India, the mysterious land that has always facinated me,... and by the way, I see you are very rich..."
That's Global Marketing.
aki2005
June 6th, 2003, 07:19 PM
Shailendra (Jun 06, 2003 09:21 a.m.):
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Jun 05, 2003 08:19 a.m.):
Hey Namrata, how's this;
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "Oh! You are from India, the mysterious land that has always facinated me,... and by the way, I see you are very rich..."
That's Global Marketing.
good one sm :)
namrata
June 6th, 2003, 09:47 PM
Shailendra urs is the best of all of them!!!!!!!
Hey Namrata, how's this;
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "Oh! You are from India, the mysterious land that has always facinated me,... and by the way, I see you are very rich..."
That's Global Marketing.[/quote]
shailendra
June 6th, 2003, 09:54 PM
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Jun 06, 2003 12:17 p.m.):
Shailendra urs is the best of all of them!!!!!!!
Ha!ha!...alright, thanks!
rkumar
June 6th, 2003, 09:55 PM
Namrata Singh Tomer (Jun 05, 2003 08:19 a.m.):
pointing at you says,
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
hahahaa...customer really tough thaa Namrata ji...kitne baar kaha hai ki, never take customers lightly....hahaha...customers are very demanding these days....hahahaha
Rajendra
namrata
June 7th, 2003, 12:16 AM
yes uncleji u r very right...
customers ke mood ka kuch bharosa nahi rehta pata nahi kab bhadak jaye
hahahaa...customer really tough thaa Namrata ji...kitne baar kaha hai ki, never take customers lightly....hahaha...customers are very demanding these days....hahahaha
Rajendra[/quote]
rkumar
June 7th, 2003, 08:51 AM
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Jun 06, 2003 12:25 p.m.):
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Jun 05, 2003 08:19 a.m.):
pointing at you says,
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
-------------------------------------------
The guy goes back and tells his parents about the incident and insists that he really likes the girl. Parents go to girl's house and talk to the girl and parents both, in very persuasive manner and convince the girl to marry the boy..
That's Team work and service back up.
hahahahah
Rajendra
pnauhwar21
June 7th, 2003, 12:00 PM
I always have a 'Brand recognition' happening with me... Ha ha!!
vichitra
June 7th, 2003, 01:01 PM
good one namrata...........
anoopsingh
June 7th, 2003, 08:50 PM
Great, a mini M.B.A in Marketing