narender
December 16th, 2003, 03:36 PM
Enjoy These Lines...
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
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Advertisement in Pune Shop :
Guitar, forsale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
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Sign in a bar :
"Those ......drinking to forget........ please pay inadvance."
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up............. reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks straight out of the bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator
just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
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Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
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Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
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A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be. ----------------------------------------------------------------! ----- Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to Khana free.
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
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Advertisement in Pune Shop :
Guitar, forsale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sign in a bar :
"Those ......drinking to forget........ please pay inadvance."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up............. reading.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks straight out of the bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator
just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be. ----------------------------------------------------------------! ----- Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to Khana free.