shailendra
July 30th, 2003, 07:07 PM
[Somveer bhai waale joke ke] Rohtak medical ke ward no.13 me ek bahar se aaya Aadmi; galti te paaglan ke room me bad gaya. Eb un pagalan mein se ek khunkhaar sa deekhne wala pagal us aadmi ke peeche chaku utha ke bhaaj liya!
Eb waa aadmi apni jaan bacha ker aage-aage bhaaje aer wa pagal chaku uthae paache-paache. Pagal nu bhi kheta rahe," kar dun?...Bol kar dun?"...
Aadmi bechara bhajte-bhajte thaak gaya, per pagal na rukiya aer uske paache bhaajta raha. Aadha ghanta yunhaiee bhajte rehne ke baad samne jakar ward khatam ho gaya aer wa aadmi thaak kar deewar se jakar laag gaya. Kitte bhi bhajne ka koi asaar na tha. Pagal uske theek samne rasta roke chaku hila ker phir bola," kar dun?...Bol kar dun?"...
Haar ker aadmi bola,"Aare O zulmee...bhaajte-bhaajte te kati dum likad gaya...eb ek kadam na chala jaga!...(yunhaiee marna sai!)...bhai, eeb to tanne jo karne sai ker le!!!"
Pagal (us chaku ne gaier ker) ek aanghute ne apni naak uper raakhe, haath ne hilate hue, muh se bachhe ki aawaz mein bolne laga,"AaaaaeeeeooooaaaAAeewwwweeeaaa!!!"
Eb waa aadmi apni jaan bacha ker aage-aage bhaaje aer wa pagal chaku uthae paache-paache. Pagal nu bhi kheta rahe," kar dun?...Bol kar dun?"...
Aadmi bechara bhajte-bhajte thaak gaya, per pagal na rukiya aer uske paache bhaajta raha. Aadha ghanta yunhaiee bhajte rehne ke baad samne jakar ward khatam ho gaya aer wa aadmi thaak kar deewar se jakar laag gaya. Kitte bhi bhajne ka koi asaar na tha. Pagal uske theek samne rasta roke chaku hila ker phir bola," kar dun?...Bol kar dun?"...
Haar ker aadmi bola,"Aare O zulmee...bhaajte-bhaajte te kati dum likad gaya...eb ek kadam na chala jaga!...(yunhaiee marna sai!)...bhai, eeb to tanne jo karne sai ker le!!!"
Pagal (us chaku ne gaier ker) ek aanghute ne apni naak uper raakhe, haath ne hilate hue, muh se bachhe ki aawaz mein bolne laga,"AaaaaeeeeooooaaaAAeewwwweeeaaa!!!"