shailendra
August 6th, 2003, 06:57 PM
Ek aadmi ko road per gaadi tez chlaate hue kisi policewaale ne rok liya.
"Kya tumhe pata hai ke tum speed limit ke bahut upar gaadi chala rahe the?" Policewaale ne poocha.
Aadmi ne jhat kaha,"Ho hi nahi sakta! Main zindagi mein kabhi bhi speed limit ke upar nahi gaya!"
"Aaji Jaate ho!" Uske paas baithe uski Biwi beech mein hi boli,"Main tumhe her baar keheti rehti hun ke dhere chalao, dhere chalao!"
Policewaala phir bola,"Aur maine dekha ke tumne seat belt bhi nahi laga rakkhi thee, per mughe aata dekh tumne jhat pehen lee!"
"Yeh bilkul sach nahi hai!" Aadmi phir gid-gidaya,"Main gaadi chalate hue hardaum seat belt laga ke rakhta hun!"
"Aji kabhi nahi lagate ho!" Biwi phir boli,"Main tumhe kehti rehti hun ke seat belt laga-lo, laga-lo!!!"
"Aari chup ker, bewakoof!" Aadmi es baar jor se chilaya,"Kya tu thodi der ke liye bhi apna ye bada sa mooh band nahi rakh sakti?!!"
Policewaala us Aadmi ka yeh bartaav dekh ker kusse mein aa gaya aer, aur biwi se pooch baitha,"Madam, kya yeh her waqt aap se esi tarah se baat karta hai?"
"Aare nahi, nahi Inspector!" Wo jaldi se sar hila ker boli,"Sirf tabhi jab inhone pee rakkhi ho!"
"Kya tumhe pata hai ke tum speed limit ke bahut upar gaadi chala rahe the?" Policewaale ne poocha.
Aadmi ne jhat kaha,"Ho hi nahi sakta! Main zindagi mein kabhi bhi speed limit ke upar nahi gaya!"
"Aaji Jaate ho!" Uske paas baithe uski Biwi beech mein hi boli,"Main tumhe her baar keheti rehti hun ke dhere chalao, dhere chalao!"
Policewaala phir bola,"Aur maine dekha ke tumne seat belt bhi nahi laga rakkhi thee, per mughe aata dekh tumne jhat pehen lee!"
"Yeh bilkul sach nahi hai!" Aadmi phir gid-gidaya,"Main gaadi chalate hue hardaum seat belt laga ke rakhta hun!"
"Aji kabhi nahi lagate ho!" Biwi phir boli,"Main tumhe kehti rehti hun ke seat belt laga-lo, laga-lo!!!"
"Aari chup ker, bewakoof!" Aadmi es baar jor se chilaya,"Kya tu thodi der ke liye bhi apna ye bada sa mooh band nahi rakh sakti?!!"
Policewaala us Aadmi ka yeh bartaav dekh ker kusse mein aa gaya aer, aur biwi se pooch baitha,"Madam, kya yeh her waqt aap se esi tarah se baat karta hai?"
"Aare nahi, nahi Inspector!" Wo jaldi se sar hila ker boli,"Sirf tabhi jab inhone pee rakkhi ho!"