gsvijay
August 7th, 2003, 02:40 PM
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little
fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little
fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."
__________________________________________
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"