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August 10th, 2003, 01:10 AM
BIHARI BABU AS LECTURER...
Prof. Bihari Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the
atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air
Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the
bigger half
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just
passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning
AFTER the class
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please ..
I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially
of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
* I have two daughters. Both of them are
girls...(?)
# At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle
talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together
separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
# Sir at his best :
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance,he happened to see one of the boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.So the next day at school... ( to that boy -"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the
Cinema Theatre"
ENJOY....
Prof. Bihari Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the
atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air
Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the
bigger half
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just
passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning
AFTER the class
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please ..
I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially
of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
* I have two daughters. Both of them are
girls...(?)
# At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle
talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together
separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
# Sir at his best :
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance,he happened to see one of the boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.So the next day at school... ( to that boy -"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the
Cinema Theatre"
ENJOY....