Marketing principles

[annie]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry
me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, and offer her A ride, and then
say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice
hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

[rameshlakra]

layman ...ladyman ..economics analogy . ha ha

[akdabas]

good one..