sirohi_mukta
August 11th, 2003, 04:22 PM
Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, and ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected:" He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote Yes
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefoot!"
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, Oh...we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! We'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," the Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. I would like to buy this TV." Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" "Because that's a
microwave," he replied.
Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!)
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefoot!"
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, Oh...we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! We'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," the Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. I would like to buy this TV." Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" "Because that's a
microwave," he replied.
Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!)
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.