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namrata
August 20th, 2003, 06:34 PM
Q :- Why did the Malayalee cross the road ?
A :- Simbly.
Q :- How was wire invented?
A :- Two Marwaris spotted the same coin.
Q :- Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
A :- Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P. ?
A :- A.P. days are here again ...
Q :- What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
A :- MillionIyer.
Q :- What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
A :- Mr. Goosh.
Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for 'Kesh'
Q :- What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon" ?
A :- Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
rinu
August 20th, 2003, 07:58 PM
GoOd 1's ......Nam
RiNu
shailendra
August 20th, 2003, 08:32 PM
..Haha! That was so wickedly funny!...
My personal favorite;
"...States ma gayon?" Hahaha!...That is hilarious!!! Let us have some more...
rkumar
August 21st, 2003, 12:23 AM
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Aug 20, 2003 09:04 a.m.):
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Very good....magar....
Iyer is not Tamil....hahaha they are Malyalee ...as u also say in malyalee Millioniyre...
Rajendra
parul
August 21st, 2003, 12:55 AM
Iyers are tamils, i have an Iyer frnd from Chennai.
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Aug 20, 2003 02:53 p.m.):
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Aug 20, 2003 09:04 a.m.):
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Very good....magar....
Iyer is not Tamil....hahaha they are Malyalee ...as u also say in malyalee Millioniyre...
Rajendra
biotechs2001
August 21st, 2003, 03:21 AM
Jhakkas....
uday
August 21st, 2003, 09:53 AM
Coool !
smalik
August 21st, 2003, 10:02 AM
Namarata, your jokes are always nice n cool
pl keep it up
jitendersingh
August 21st, 2003, 12:33 PM
Probably they are Indians Like us!!!
Parul (Aug 20, 2003 03:25 p.m.):
Iyers are tamils, i have an Iyer frnd from Chennai.
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Aug 20, 2003 02:53 p.m.):
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Aug 20, 2003 09:04 a.m.):
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Very good....magar....
Iyer is not Tamil....hahaha they are Malyalee ...as u also say in malyalee Millioniyre...
Rajendra
anilsangwan
August 21st, 2003, 02:11 PM
Bahoot Badhiya ...................ha ha ha ha ha aha
namrata
August 21st, 2003, 02:48 PM
ya even i have an Iyer Tamil freind
Parul (Aug 20, 2003 03:25 p.m.):
Iyers are tamils, i have an Iyer frnd from Chennai.
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Aug 20, 2003 02:53 p.m.):
[quote]Namrata Singh Tomer (Aug 20, 2003 09:04 a.m.):
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Very good....magar....
Iyer is not Tamil....hahaha they are Malyalee ...as u also say in malyalee Millioniyre...
Rajendra
namrata
August 21st, 2003, 02:49 PM
Thankyou
Sanjay Malik (Aug 21, 2003 12:32 a.m.):
Namarata, your jokes are always nice n cool
pl keep it up
akdabas
August 26th, 2003, 08:34 PM
Good one...Namrata ji.
sweet
September 1st, 2003, 12:01 AM
good one.............................
cheers
jaatni
September 2nd, 2003, 12:07 AM
good ones namrata...