sweet_monu
December 24th, 2003, 06:28 PM
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> >Question 1:
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> >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
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> >three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
> >and she
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> >had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> >Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
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> >Question 2:
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> >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
> >counts.
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> >Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
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> >Candidate A -
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> >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
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> >astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
> >drinks
> >8 to 10 martinis a day.
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> >Candidate B -
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> >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
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> >in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> >Candidate C
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> >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
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> >drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> >Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
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> >peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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> >ANSWERS
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> >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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> >Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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> >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> >And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
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> >If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
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> >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
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> >someone.
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> >Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:
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> >Amateurs built the ark.
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> >Professionals built the Titanic
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> >Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
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> >500 employees and has the following statistics:
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> >*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
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> >* 7 have been arrested for fraud
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> >* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
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> >* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
> >businesses
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> >* 3 have done time for assault
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> >* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
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> >* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
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> >* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
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> >* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
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> >* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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> >Can you guess which organization this is?
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> >Give up yet?
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> >It's the 535 members of the LOK SABHA(PARLIAMENT) IN INDIA. The
> >same group
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> >of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
> >to
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> >keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.
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> >Question 1:
> >
> >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
> >
> >three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
> >and she
> >
> >had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
> >
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> >Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
> >one.
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> >Question 2:
> >
> >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
> >counts.
> >
> >Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
> >
> >Candidate A -
> >
> >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
> >
> >astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
> >drinks
> >8 to 10 martinis a day.
> >
> >
> >Candidate B -
> >
> >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
> >
> >in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> >Candidate C
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> >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
> >
> >drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> >
> >Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
> >
> >peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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> >ANSWERS
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> >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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> >Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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> >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> >And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
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> >If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
> >
> >someone.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Amateurs built the ark.
> >
> >
> >
> >Professionals built the Titanic
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
> >than
> >
> >500 employees and has the following statistics:
> >
> >
> >
> >*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> >
> >* 7 have been arrested for fraud
> >
> >* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
> >
> >* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
> >businesses
> >
> >* 3 have done time for assault
> >
> >* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> >
> >* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> >
> >* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> >
> >* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> >
> >* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Can you guess which organization this is?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Give up yet?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >It's the 535 members of the LOK SABHA(PARLIAMENT) IN INDIA. The
> >same group
> >
> >of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
> >to
> >
> >keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.
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