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sweet_monu
December 24th, 2003, 06:28 PM
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
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> >three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
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> >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
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> >Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
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> >Candidate A -
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> >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
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> >Candidate B -
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> >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
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> >in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> >Candidate C
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> >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
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> >drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> >Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
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> >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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> >Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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> >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> >If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
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> >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
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> >Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:
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> >Amateurs built the ark.
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> >Professionals built the Titanic
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> >Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
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> >500 employees and has the following statistics:
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> >*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
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> >* 7 have been arrested for fraud
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> >* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
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> >* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
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> >* 3 have done time for assault
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> >* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
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> >* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
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> >* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
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> >* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
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> >* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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> >Can you guess which organization this is?
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> >It's the 535 members of the LOK SABHA(PARLIAMENT) IN INDIA. The
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> >of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
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saharawat
December 28th, 2003, 10:02 PM
gr8t question monika, vry nice

rkumar
December 29th, 2003, 07:18 AM
If one looks at the character of a successful politician one will notice that the one with so called strict good virtues are usually the extremists like Hitler. Aurangjeb also never used the public money for his personal expenses and hardly wasted money in building anything personal. Same is true of Taliban who banned all sorts of things unislamic in Afganistan. So moral of the story is that one should always be careful of a leader or politician or boss who is very strict in his habits. Any time I will vote for a politician like Bil Clinton, Vajpayee, Nehru as they are at ease with themselves and can accept opposite views which are the basics in any democracy. Strict habits people usually turn out to be dictators.

Rajendra

uday
December 29th, 2003, 10:23 AM
cooool !