shailendra
October 30th, 2003, 07:05 PM
Ek Aadmi apne Doctor se bola,"Doctor saab, mughe lagta hai ki meri Biwi ko ab pehle jaisa theek sunai nahi deta hai! Main kya karun?"
Doctor bola,"Dekho, tum phele ek test karo. Jab tumhaari biwi kitchen mein khadi ho, to tum uske theek peeche pandrah foot door khade hokar us se koi sawaal poochna. Agar wo kuch nahi kahe to ek-ek karke paas aate rehna, wahi swaal karte rehna, jab tak wo jawaab na de.
Aadmi Ghar phauncha aur dekha ke Biwi kitchen mein khaana bana rahee hai. Biwi ke peeche pandrah foot door kahde hokar usne poocha,"Sunti ho, Aaj khaane mein kya hai?"...
Koi jawaab na milne per dus foot ki doori pe aa kar wahi swaal phir kiya. Phir jwaab na milne per wo paanch foot ki doori pe aa gaya aur swaal dohraaya. Phir koi jwaab nahi.
Akhirkaar wo uske theek peeche aa gaya aur bola,"Aaji sunti ho, Khaane mein kya hai?"
Sunai diya,"CHAUTHI BAAR BATA RAHEE HUN, SARSON KA SAAG!!! Zara apne kaanon ko doctor se check KARVAA LO!"
Doctor bola,"Dekho, tum phele ek test karo. Jab tumhaari biwi kitchen mein khadi ho, to tum uske theek peeche pandrah foot door khade hokar us se koi sawaal poochna. Agar wo kuch nahi kahe to ek-ek karke paas aate rehna, wahi swaal karte rehna, jab tak wo jawaab na de.
Aadmi Ghar phauncha aur dekha ke Biwi kitchen mein khaana bana rahee hai. Biwi ke peeche pandrah foot door kahde hokar usne poocha,"Sunti ho, Aaj khaane mein kya hai?"...
Koi jawaab na milne per dus foot ki doori pe aa kar wahi swaal phir kiya. Phir jwaab na milne per wo paanch foot ki doori pe aa gaya aur swaal dohraaya. Phir koi jwaab nahi.
Akhirkaar wo uske theek peeche aa gaya aur bola,"Aaji sunti ho, Khaane mein kya hai?"
Sunai diya,"CHAUTHI BAAR BATA RAHEE HUN, SARSON KA SAAG!!! Zara apne kaanon ko doctor se check KARVAA LO!"