vikas
October 30th, 2003, 11:14 PM
Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go
to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which
happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is
another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns
to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same
sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the
bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he
finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC
(Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to
be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The
TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the
resident bhaiwaal out.
Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I
can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".
A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble.
His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.
He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray...........
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't
get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me
win the lotto".Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue.....................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes
and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my
house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.
Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can
get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open
and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God:
"SARDARJI, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET".
Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore
[Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is
Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess
to kill time.
Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't
compete with a world champion"
Gary : "How about if I play left handed ?"
Gulati : [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the
rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
Gulati : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and
he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed...
Manpreet : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know
what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!
enjoy!!!
vikas
high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go
to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which
happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is
another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns
to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same
sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the
bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he
finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC
(Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to
be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The
TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the
resident bhaiwaal out.
Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I
can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".
A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble.
His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.
He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray...........
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't
get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me
win the lotto".Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue.....................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes
and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my
house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.
Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can
get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open
and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God:
"SARDARJI, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET".
Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore
[Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is
Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess
to kill time.
Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't
compete with a world champion"
Gary : "How about if I play left handed ?"
Gulati : [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the
rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
Gulati : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and
he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed...
Manpreet : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know
what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!
enjoy!!!
vikas