dotasara
October 31st, 2003, 09:09 AM
Newton And Rajnikant ??????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!
Recently the father of physics Newton made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a
huge pile Of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
Rajnikant is one of the most famous South Indian Movie actors, he is
considered as a Demi-God down south. All I can say is ....... HE ROCKS,
DUDE.
In a movie, Rajnikant suffers from a brain tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. Then, in one of the
fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. The bullet passes thru his
head taking away the tumor along with it and he
is cured. Long Live Rajni.
************************************************** *
In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 2 gangsters. Rajnikant has a
gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does? He holds a knife
in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then Rajnikant says, "Apun
ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
************************************************** ****
In one of the other movies, Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Apne
Rajnikant ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai. Guess, what he does? He waits
for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens
the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.....
************************************************** **
In yet another movie, our Rajnikant is put in a jail and he is wearing a
cap.... then in the cell he looks around and suddenly puts his finger in a
wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole ..then takes pen out of
his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his cap and hangs
it on the pen .....style hai bhai ..
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely pissed and he
wanted to go hell and never to heaven again. But he happened to see a
Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that atleast one movie will
follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and newton is happy
that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so
fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets to know that the villian is on
the the other side of a very High wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even
if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its the climax
(newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)...Rajni suddenly
pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the
wall , he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second
gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Newton is gonna repent all his life in hell
Recently the father of physics Newton made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a
huge pile Of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
Rajnikant is one of the most famous South Indian Movie actors, he is
considered as a Demi-God down south. All I can say is ....... HE ROCKS,
DUDE.
In a movie, Rajnikant suffers from a brain tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. Then, in one of the
fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. The bullet passes thru his
head taking away the tumor along with it and he
is cured. Long Live Rajni.
************************************************** *
In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 2 gangsters. Rajnikant has a
gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does? He holds a knife
in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then Rajnikant says, "Apun
ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
************************************************** ****
In one of the other movies, Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Apne
Rajnikant ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai. Guess, what he does? He waits
for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens
the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.....
************************************************** **
In yet another movie, our Rajnikant is put in a jail and he is wearing a
cap.... then in the cell he looks around and suddenly puts his finger in a
wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole ..then takes pen out of
his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his cap and hangs
it on the pen .....style hai bhai ..
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely pissed and he
wanted to go hell and never to heaven again. But he happened to see a
Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that atleast one movie will
follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and newton is happy
that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so
fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets to know that the villian is on
the the other side of a very High wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even
if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its the climax
(newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)...Rajni suddenly
pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the
wall , he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second
gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Newton is gonna repent all his life in hell