vikas
November 4th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was no allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve piec
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sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different answer."
vikas...
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was no allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve piec
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sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different answer."
vikas...