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rameshlakra
November 6th, 2003, 09:36 AM
here it goes .

There were 7 Naval Officers and 7 Army Officers travelling from Pune to Mumbai. So they both gathered at the station. Both group were trying to prove their superiority.

scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI)

So 7 Naval Officers takes only 1 Ticket amongst them and 7 Army Officers take all 7 tickects..
Army Officers are desperately waiting for TC to come......When TC was about to come , All 7 Naval Officers get inside one toilet, so when TC knocks , one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away....tai tai fissssssss
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE so
they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE so

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)

Army Officers decide, "this time we will prove that we too are
genius"....All 7 Army Officers take 1 Ticket amongst them, Naval Officers dont take any ticket..TC About to Come..ALL Army Officers got inside ONE TOILET. ALL Naval Officers IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..One Naval Officer comes out of the toilet and knocks the door of Army Officers toile. One hand comes with the ticket, he takes the ticket and comes in
Naval Officers toilet...TC DRIVES ALL the Army Officers from the toilet and they were heavily fined........
...tai tai fissss..
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SCENE 3

SO now both the group at LONAVALA station. Army Officers planning their
move for last chance..
they board the local to Pune. This time Army Officers decide that they
will play the same (1 ticket) trick..ALL Army Officers take 1
ticket...Naval Officers take all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes.. All Naval Officers shows their tickets, Army Officers are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL...........

pher te bechara galya bhudi bani .....

VirenderNarwal
November 6th, 2003, 12:34 PM
padh ke same with us....

rameshlakra
November 6th, 2003, 05:16 PM
virender ji
mayna ke ghana aacha na thaa par itna bhundha bhi na thaa ...haha

drnchaudhry
November 6th, 2003, 07:47 PM
Idea thoda change:
Army officers jumped from the train as you know they are from Indian army and said to TC
Aati kya khandala?

VirenderNarwal
November 7th, 2003, 05:04 PM
Ramesh Lakra (Nov 06, 2003 07:46 a.m.):
virender ji
mayna ke ghana aacha na thaa par itna bhundha bhi na thaa ...haha


coooool bhai ji.....chalta hai

jogi
November 7th, 2003, 10:58 PM
kaya baat hain lakra sahab NAVY ki puri side le re ho!!!!!!!!
good one
keep it up

sweet
November 8th, 2003, 09:49 AM
ya, agreed, that Navy people 's mind is in the sea.........................very deeeeeep


cheers..........................................

rajendersingh
November 9th, 2003, 09:35 AM
ramesh, good one ,...but do't worry, we shall try for the fourth time.....we fight to win....ess tarh ham har manane wale nahi...

drnchaudhry
November 9th, 2003, 10:45 PM
Rajender Singh (Nov 09, 2003 12:05 a.m.):
ramesh, good one ,...but do't worry, we shall try for the fourth time.....we fight to win....ess tarh ham har manane wale nahi...
Shree Rajender Singh Jee,
Thats the spirit! Once a Jawan is always Jawan.