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November 19th, 2003, 07:27 PM
A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his
family for about 4 years while his wife was in
Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he
distributed sweets to his colleagues in office
stating that his wife had delivered a son...
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked
how this "happy event" happened when he had not
seen his wife for four years... The man said it
is common in UP that neighbours take care of the
wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.The
colleagues asked him,"What name will you give to
the son?"
The man explained, "If its the second neighbour
who has taken care,then the name would be
DWIVEDI;
If it is the third neighbour then it would be
TRIVEDI,
If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be
CHATURVEDI;
If its the fifth neighbour then it would be
PANDEY...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name
of the neighbour?
"Then it would be SHARMA"...
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of
the neighbour?
"Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
If she does not remember the name then?
"It is YAAD-AV...
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
"Then it will be named DOSHI"...
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's
burning desire for sex,?
"Then he will be named JOSHI...
And if the whole country had made efforts for the
happy arrival?....
DESHPANDEY!!
family for about 4 years while his wife was in
Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he
distributed sweets to his colleagues in office
stating that his wife had delivered a son...
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked
how this "happy event" happened when he had not
seen his wife for four years... The man said it
is common in UP that neighbours take care of the
wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.The
colleagues asked him,"What name will you give to
the son?"
The man explained, "If its the second neighbour
who has taken care,then the name would be
DWIVEDI;
If it is the third neighbour then it would be
TRIVEDI,
If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be
CHATURVEDI;
If its the fifth neighbour then it would be
PANDEY...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name
of the neighbour?
"Then it would be SHARMA"...
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of
the neighbour?
"Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
If she does not remember the name then?
"It is YAAD-AV...
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
"Then it will be named DOSHI"...
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's
burning desire for sex,?
"Then he will be named JOSHI...
And if the whole country had made efforts for the
happy arrival?....
DESHPANDEY!!