jogi
November 23rd, 2003, 07:34 PM
HI GUYS...
if u like and see cricket, i bet they r funny...
here it goes...
collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
> > >(Former Indian Cricketer who is now an active commentator for all Indian matches)
> > >
> > >
> > >1. That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.
> > >
> > >
> > >2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
> > >
> > >3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
> > >
> > >4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the WestIndies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> > >
> > >5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
> > >
> > >6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
> > >
> > >7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
> > >
> > >8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
> > >
> > >9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
> > >
> > >10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> > >
> > >11. The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
> > >
> > >12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
> > >
> > >13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> > >
> > >14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in atopless bar!
> > >
> > >15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala. One falls and everything else falls!
> > >
> > >16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
> > >
> > >17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the
> > eggs.
> > >
> > >18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper he is a goalkeeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
> > >
> > >19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
> > >
> > >20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
> > >
> > >21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain,
T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
> > >
> > >22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> > >
> > >23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
> > >
> > >24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
> > >
> > >25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> > >
> > >26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for laming youth.
> > >
> > >27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
> > >
> > >28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
> > >
> > >29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason
if u like and see cricket, i bet they r funny...
here it goes...
collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
> > >(Former Indian Cricketer who is now an active commentator for all Indian matches)
> > >
> > >
> > >1. That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.
> > >
> > >
> > >2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
> > >
> > >3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
> > >
> > >4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the WestIndies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> > >
> > >5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
> > >
> > >6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
> > >
> > >7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
> > >
> > >8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
> > >
> > >9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
> > >
> > >10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> > >
> > >11. The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
> > >
> > >12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
> > >
> > >13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> > >
> > >14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in atopless bar!
> > >
> > >15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala. One falls and everything else falls!
> > >
> > >16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
> > >
> > >17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the
> > eggs.
> > >
> > >18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper he is a goalkeeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
> > >
> > >19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
> > >
> > >20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
> > >
> > >21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain,
T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
> > >
> > >22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> > >
> > >23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
> > >
> > >24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
> > >
> > >25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> > >
> > >26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for laming youth.
> > >
> > >27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
> > >
> > >28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
> > >
> > >29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason