meena
January 17th, 2004, 06:00 AM
A man was walking along a beach deep in prayer and he asked God to grant him a wish.
The Lord appeared and said, "You have been faithful to me, so I will grant you a wish."
The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord replied, "Your request is very materialstic. This is an enormous challenge-think about the magnitude of this undertaking ... supports reaching the bottom of the Pacific, the amount of concrete and steel required etc. I could do it but think some more and ask for something that would honor or glorify me..."
The man thought a while and said, "Lord, I wish I could understand women. What do they mean when they say 'nothing', why they cry, what are they thinking when they give me the silent treatment and how can I make a woman truly happy???"
The Lord answered, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
'Koalas and humans are the only living things with uniqe finger-prints.'
Anger is only one letter short of Danger..!
The Lord appeared and said, "You have been faithful to me, so I will grant you a wish."
The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord replied, "Your request is very materialstic. This is an enormous challenge-think about the magnitude of this undertaking ... supports reaching the bottom of the Pacific, the amount of concrete and steel required etc. I could do it but think some more and ask for something that would honor or glorify me..."
The man thought a while and said, "Lord, I wish I could understand women. What do they mean when they say 'nothing', why they cry, what are they thinking when they give me the silent treatment and how can I make a woman truly happy???"
The Lord answered, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
'Koalas and humans are the only living things with uniqe finger-prints.'
Anger is only one letter short of Danger..!