vinod_maanju
January 29th, 2004, 10:28 PM
1.Tere pyar ka e-mail mere dil ko lubhata hain,
Par beech me tere baap ka VIRUS aa jata hain.
2.Apani Insult ka badala dekho kase lunga,
Janeman tere baap ko SHIFT DELETE kar dunga
3.Apake nakhare apane dil pe BANG ho gaye,
Do P.C. judate judate HANG ho gaye.
4.Abhi abhi to pyar ka P.C. kiya hain chalu,
Apane dil ki HARD DISK par or kitani FILE dalun.
5.Apane chahare se ruswai ka ERROR to hatao,
A Janeman apne DIL ka PASSWORD to batao.
6.Wo to hum hain jo apaki chahat DIL me rakhate hain,
Warana app jase SOFTWARES to bazaar me bikate hain.
7.Or karwaoge humase kitana Intzar,
Hamare DIL ke SITE par kabhi to ENTER maro yaar.
8.Ho gayi galati humse, Click ho gaya Mouse,
Duniya ki parwah chhodo, ban jao mari SPOUSE .
9.Tumse mila me kal to, mere dil me hua ek SOUND,
Lakin ajj tum mili to kahati ho : UR FILE IS NOT FOUND!
10.Asa bhi nahi hain ki , I Don’t LIKE ur Face,
Par dil ke computer me nahi hain ENOUGH DISK SPACE.
11.Ghar se nikalati ho tum jub pahan kar EVENING GOWN
TOO MANY REQUEST se ho jata hain SERVER DOWN.
12.Tumhara Intzar karte karte me so gaya,
Ye dekho mera CONNECTION TIME OUT ho gaya.
13.Me tumhe pyar kyon karu , tum nahi ho ASH,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera SYSTEM ho jata hain CRASH.
Par beech me tere baap ka VIRUS aa jata hain.
2.Apani Insult ka badala dekho kase lunga,
Janeman tere baap ko SHIFT DELETE kar dunga
3.Apake nakhare apane dil pe BANG ho gaye,
Do P.C. judate judate HANG ho gaye.
4.Abhi abhi to pyar ka P.C. kiya hain chalu,
Apane dil ki HARD DISK par or kitani FILE dalun.
5.Apane chahare se ruswai ka ERROR to hatao,
A Janeman apne DIL ka PASSWORD to batao.
6.Wo to hum hain jo apaki chahat DIL me rakhate hain,
Warana app jase SOFTWARES to bazaar me bikate hain.
7.Or karwaoge humase kitana Intzar,
Hamare DIL ke SITE par kabhi to ENTER maro yaar.
8.Ho gayi galati humse, Click ho gaya Mouse,
Duniya ki parwah chhodo, ban jao mari SPOUSE .
9.Tumse mila me kal to, mere dil me hua ek SOUND,
Lakin ajj tum mili to kahati ho : UR FILE IS NOT FOUND!
10.Asa bhi nahi hain ki , I Don’t LIKE ur Face,
Par dil ke computer me nahi hain ENOUGH DISK SPACE.
11.Ghar se nikalati ho tum jub pahan kar EVENING GOWN
TOO MANY REQUEST se ho jata hain SERVER DOWN.
12.Tumhara Intzar karte karte me so gaya,
Ye dekho mera CONNECTION TIME OUT ho gaya.
13.Me tumhe pyar kyon karu , tum nahi ho ASH,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera SYSTEM ho jata hain CRASH.