baljeet
February 3rd, 2004, 11:10 PM
hi Friends enjoy,
Voice Mail in Heaven!
Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven !!!
When you pray, you will get this response :
"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven .
If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1.
For Lord Ayyappan - Press 2.
For Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is on Annual
leave now ).
For a Directory of other Gods'/Godess' - Press 4"
You press 1 , get connected to Ganeshji and hear the
following message:
"If you want to make a request - Press 5 .
For complaints - Press 6
For thanks giving - Press 7.
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you .
If you would like to hear Naradji singing a Bhajan
while you are holding -
Press 9 "After a few minutes comes the following
message :
"Our records show that you have already prayed once
today ; please hang up and try again tomorrow .
Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact the priest of your local temple ."
Voice Mail in Heaven!
Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven !!!
When you pray, you will get this response :
"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven .
If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1.
For Lord Ayyappan - Press 2.
For Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is on Annual
leave now ).
For a Directory of other Gods'/Godess' - Press 4"
You press 1 , get connected to Ganeshji and hear the
following message:
"If you want to make a request - Press 5 .
For complaints - Press 6
For thanks giving - Press 7.
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you .
If you would like to hear Naradji singing a Bhajan
while you are holding -
Press 9 "After a few minutes comes the following
message :
"Our records show that you have already prayed once
today ; please hang up and try again tomorrow .
Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact the priest of your local temple ."