sweet_monu
February 5th, 2004, 08:36 PM
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu
thi :-))
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
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What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel
much??
Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Adidas.
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Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Becos Tendulkar is an opener
What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and
"Indian Cricket Team"
Donno ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi
said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu
thi :-))
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
================================================== ===============
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel
much??
Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
================================================== ===============
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Adidas.
================================================== ===============
Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Becos Tendulkar is an opener
What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and
"Indian Cricket Team"
Donno ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
================================================== ===============
Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi
said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......