sandeepk
February 14th, 2004, 04:04 AM
ONCE haryana govt. takes out a rule that all the driver and conductors have to speak in englsh.
the rules come out on 10 of sept. and had to come in effect from 1st of october.
TO KYA HOTA HAI BHAI
EK HARYANA RODWAYS KA DRIVER SONIPAT SE DELHI ROUTE PE BUS CHALATA THA. USKI BUS MEIN AKSAR EK ANGREJ AATA JATA THA. TARIKH HO GAI JAI 25 SEPT. PAR DRIVER NE TIME AE KONAYA MILETHA KI BECHARA ANGREJI SEKIHA. TE KE HOYA 28 SEPT. NE PHER TE ANGREJ BUS MEIN AYA, DRIVER NE SOCHI AAJ SAHI MOKA PADA HAI, AAJ ANGREJI SEKH LE NAHI TE 1 OCT. NE NOKRI CHALI JAWEGI, TE VO ANGREJ DHORE GAYA ER BOLYA BHAI BAAT ISIS HAIKE DEKH AAJ TERI TICKET KE PISIYA KONI LAVE, PAR TU HAMNE ANGREJI SEKHI DE. ANGREJ BOLYA BHAI NU KUKAR YAAR EK DIN MEIN ANGREJI AYA KARE, DRIVER BOLYA ARE ITNI SIKHA DE KI BUS CHALITANI HANA KAAM AA JAWVE. THE ANGREJ BOLYA BHAI THIK SE,ANGREJ BOLYA BHAI JAAB TO BUS STAND PE BUS LE KE JAWE TE SAAB TE PAHALYE BOLAYA, KI "THIS BUS IS GOING TO DELHI"
DRIVER BOLYA THIK HAI, ANGREJ BOLYA KI JIS NE JANA HOGA VO TERI BUS KAHENE BHAJ LAVEENGE, DRIVER BOLYA THIK HAI BHAI,ANGREJ BOLYA KI US PACHE TO BOLIYA"STP STOP"
DRIVER BOLIYA THIK HAI YO BHI KAR DONGA. ANGREJ BOLYA PHER SARE RUK JAWNE GE. DRIVER BOLYA THIK HAI. ANGREJ BOLYA US PACHE TU BOLIYA "LADIES FIRST"
TE SARI LUGAI CHADAN LAG JAWE GI AAR JUB BUS BHAR JAWE TE BOLIYE NO MORE.
DRIVER BOLAYA ARE KATI THIK SAI YO TE BADA SAHI HAI MERA KAAM CHAL JAWEGA.
1ST OCT NE ADHE DRIVER TE CHUTTI PE CHALE GAYE BUS STAND PE BHID BHAUT THI. DRIVER BUS LE KE AYA AUR BOLAYA "THIS BUS IS GOING TO DELHI",SARE BUS KAHINI BHAJ LIYE. DRIVER BOLIYA "STOP STOP" SAB RUK GAYE, DRIVER BOLAYA" LADIES FIRST" SARI LUGAI BUS MEIN CHADAN LAGI.UNKE PACHE PACHE EK TAU BHI CHADAN LAGAYA.ITNE TAU KA NO. AYA BUS PORI BHARGAI. DRIVER BOLAYA NO MORE.
TAU KE UTHA CHO, TAU BOLYA ARE BHAI YE SARI MORINI TE CHADA LI IN MORA KA NO. KAD SI AAWEGA.
the rules come out on 10 of sept. and had to come in effect from 1st of october.
TO KYA HOTA HAI BHAI
EK HARYANA RODWAYS KA DRIVER SONIPAT SE DELHI ROUTE PE BUS CHALATA THA. USKI BUS MEIN AKSAR EK ANGREJ AATA JATA THA. TARIKH HO GAI JAI 25 SEPT. PAR DRIVER NE TIME AE KONAYA MILETHA KI BECHARA ANGREJI SEKIHA. TE KE HOYA 28 SEPT. NE PHER TE ANGREJ BUS MEIN AYA, DRIVER NE SOCHI AAJ SAHI MOKA PADA HAI, AAJ ANGREJI SEKH LE NAHI TE 1 OCT. NE NOKRI CHALI JAWEGI, TE VO ANGREJ DHORE GAYA ER BOLYA BHAI BAAT ISIS HAIKE DEKH AAJ TERI TICKET KE PISIYA KONI LAVE, PAR TU HAMNE ANGREJI SEKHI DE. ANGREJ BOLYA BHAI NU KUKAR YAAR EK DIN MEIN ANGREJI AYA KARE, DRIVER BOLYA ARE ITNI SIKHA DE KI BUS CHALITANI HANA KAAM AA JAWVE. THE ANGREJ BOLYA BHAI THIK SE,ANGREJ BOLYA BHAI JAAB TO BUS STAND PE BUS LE KE JAWE TE SAAB TE PAHALYE BOLAYA, KI "THIS BUS IS GOING TO DELHI"
DRIVER BOLYA THIK HAI, ANGREJ BOLYA KI JIS NE JANA HOGA VO TERI BUS KAHENE BHAJ LAVEENGE, DRIVER BOLYA THIK HAI BHAI,ANGREJ BOLYA KI US PACHE TO BOLIYA"STP STOP"
DRIVER BOLIYA THIK HAI YO BHI KAR DONGA. ANGREJ BOLYA PHER SARE RUK JAWNE GE. DRIVER BOLYA THIK HAI. ANGREJ BOLYA US PACHE TU BOLIYA "LADIES FIRST"
TE SARI LUGAI CHADAN LAG JAWE GI AAR JUB BUS BHAR JAWE TE BOLIYE NO MORE.
DRIVER BOLAYA ARE KATI THIK SAI YO TE BADA SAHI HAI MERA KAAM CHAL JAWEGA.
1ST OCT NE ADHE DRIVER TE CHUTTI PE CHALE GAYE BUS STAND PE BHID BHAUT THI. DRIVER BUS LE KE AYA AUR BOLAYA "THIS BUS IS GOING TO DELHI",SARE BUS KAHINI BHAJ LIYE. DRIVER BOLIYA "STOP STOP" SAB RUK GAYE, DRIVER BOLAYA" LADIES FIRST" SARI LUGAI BUS MEIN CHADAN LAGI.UNKE PACHE PACHE EK TAU BHI CHADAN LAGAYA.ITNE TAU KA NO. AYA BUS PORI BHARGAI. DRIVER BOLAYA NO MORE.
TAU KE UTHA CHO, TAU BOLYA ARE BHAI YE SARI MORINI TE CHADA LI IN MORA KA NO. KAD SI AAWEGA.