handsome_nashier
February 18th, 2004, 10:12 PM
LONELY ISLAND........
A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said 'I'll give each of you one wish.' All three were very happy! The japanese said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he was gone! The britisher said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar said 'Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were here!'
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LOST
An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. 'Am I glad to see you,' he said, 'I've been lost for three days!' 'Don't get too excited, friend,' the other hunter replied. 'I've been lost for three weeks.'
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HUNTING CONFUSION
Ajit and Robert were out hunting. Ajit shot at a Tiger,but the bullet missed the target. The tiger started running towards them. Robert:Boss,sher hamaare peeche aa raha hai. Ajit:Gaadi tez chalaao. Robert:Boss sirf dus feet ki doori par hai. Ajit:Gaadi aur tez chalaao. Robert:Boss,sher ab sirf ek feet ki doori par hai. Ajit:Tum ek kaam karo,left ka signal do aur Gaadi right mein le lo sher confuse ho jayega.
Enjoy...............
A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said 'I'll give each of you one wish.' All three were very happy! The japanese said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he was gone! The britisher said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar said 'Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were here!'
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LOST
An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. 'Am I glad to see you,' he said, 'I've been lost for three days!' 'Don't get too excited, friend,' the other hunter replied. 'I've been lost for three weeks.'
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HUNTING CONFUSION
Ajit and Robert were out hunting. Ajit shot at a Tiger,but the bullet missed the target. The tiger started running towards them. Robert:Boss,sher hamaare peeche aa raha hai. Ajit:Gaadi tez chalaao. Robert:Boss sirf dus feet ki doori par hai. Ajit:Gaadi aur tez chalaao. Robert:Boss,sher ab sirf ek feet ki doori par hai. Ajit:Tum ek kaam karo,left ka signal do aur Gaadi right mein le lo sher confuse ho jayega.
Enjoy...............