handsome_nashier
February 18th, 2004, 10:32 PM
LALOO YADAV.........
Saddam Hussain gets a chance to visit God. He asks him: 'God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton?' God replies: 'Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.' Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying, is disappointed and walks away. Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God next and asks him: 'God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?' God replies: 'Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.' Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts weeping and goes away. Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him: 'God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state.' Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is a little surprised and asks: 'God, why are you crying?' God replies: 'Son, I will not see that in MY lifetime.'
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THE WISH
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!'
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Saddam Hussain gets a chance to visit God. He asks him: 'God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton?' God replies: 'Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.' Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying, is disappointed and walks away. Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God next and asks him: 'God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?' God replies: 'Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.' Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts weeping and goes away. Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him: 'God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state.' Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is a little surprised and asks: 'God, why are you crying?' God replies: 'Son, I will not see that in MY lifetime.'
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THE WISH
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!'
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