handsome_nashier
February 18th, 2004, 10:39 PM
POST OFFICE..............
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it? Banta singh:Post office.
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ENGLISH STYLE
Teacher:Arun tell your father's name in English. Arun:Madam, my father's name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me? Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father's name in English and my father's name in Hindi is Makkhan Lal Sarkar.
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SANTA ROBBED
Santa Singh is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower. When someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower Santa Singh says, 'Yes!' 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder to pull down the clock.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours Santa Singh figured he was taken. On the next day the Santa Singh is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder to pull down the clock.' Santa Singh gives him the thousand and says, 'I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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WASTING TIME
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
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Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it? Banta singh:Post office.
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ENGLISH STYLE
Teacher:Arun tell your father's name in English. Arun:Madam, my father's name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me? Arun: No, Madam You told me to tell my father's name in English and my father's name in Hindi is Makkhan Lal Sarkar.
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SANTA ROBBED
Santa Singh is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower. When someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower Santa Singh says, 'Yes!' 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder to pull down the clock.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours Santa Singh figured he was taken. On the next day the Santa Singh is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder to pull down the clock.' Santa Singh gives him the thousand and says, 'I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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WASTING TIME
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
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