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sandeepbalyan
February 19th, 2004, 01:57 PM
Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."
Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."
Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."
jat_somveer
February 19th, 2004, 08:45 PM
bhai sandeep,
bahut badhiya.......
kheench ke le ..............
shooraashok
February 19th, 2004, 10:43 PM
bahut badhiya....
handsome_nashier
February 20th, 2004, 06:42 AM
sahi maara jat bhai ne bhi...........jat r gr8.......
palsaniya
February 27th, 2004, 12:02 AM
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mazza..
Apun ne pahle hi bola tha na ki bhai...jaat se takkar na lena.....:)..
hahahaha.........
nidhijethoo
February 27th, 2004, 03:36 PM
yeh baat par Jat aur banaye ki bhi sun loy
Ek Jaat aur baanyo, railgadi mei jawa ha, donoyoon sakhi kawa lagay.
Baanyo boloyo "Jat re Jat, tere sar par Khat."
Jat pher dimag par joor diyo, top gear main thok diyo aur bolya, "baaniya re baaniya, teri sar par keel"
baaniyo bolya, "Arre jat ya sakhi to jachi koni."
Jat bolya, "Na jache to na jachen de , me to thok di"