sweet_monu
February 20th, 2004, 05:44 PM
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption!! 'Laloo, third from left!'
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, 'Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.'
Laloo was very surprised. 'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated. 'Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!'
A reporter asked Laloo "What the main reason for divorce?"
Laloo replies "Marriage".
When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri, stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released and Lalloo was pleased.
But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her
to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at several post offices, and then reported to Lalloo Prasad: She said:"The stamp is really world class. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side."
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite Sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags.
"Five months? That's too long." the friend exclaims. "You are a fool," Laloo replies. "Read the box, It says 5-7 years."
Bill Clinton decided to teach Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the Nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside The White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English.Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and the economy have come to a standstill, and press reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Lalloo beaming his plendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However,Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.President?" Bill replies, "Ee babua hamar kuchh bhi naahi sunta hai!"
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, 'Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.'
Laloo was very surprised. 'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated. 'Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!'
A reporter asked Laloo "What the main reason for divorce?"
Laloo replies "Marriage".
When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri, stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released and Lalloo was pleased.
But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her
to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at several post offices, and then reported to Lalloo Prasad: She said:"The stamp is really world class. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side."
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite Sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags.
"Five months? That's too long." the friend exclaims. "You are a fool," Laloo replies. "Read the box, It says 5-7 years."
Bill Clinton decided to teach Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the Nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside The White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English.Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and the economy have come to a standstill, and press reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Lalloo beaming his plendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However,Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.President?" Bill replies, "Ee babua hamar kuchh bhi naahi sunta hai!"