choudharysaaab
February 22nd, 2004, 12:26 PM
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ;P
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. }>
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 8-)
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. :P
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ;D
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ^_^ ???
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument. ???
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ;P
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. }>
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 8-)
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. :P
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ;D
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ^_^ ???
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument. ???