cooljat
March 1st, 2004, 04:18 AM
Hi!! All,
How would define KISS?
Plz! got threw & learn what professors from different streams say……
Prof of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisor is muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Comp. Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
Isn’t it logical? Professors seem to me the real professionals!!!
Chill out!!!
Affectionately,
Jitendra.
How would define KISS?
Plz! got threw & learn what professors from different streams say……
Prof of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisor is muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Comp. Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
Isn’t it logical? Professors seem to me the real professionals!!!
Chill out!!!
Affectionately,
Jitendra.