mohican
July 27th, 2004, 12:20 PM
Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
A: Kerala.
Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi.
Q: Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q: Why did his wife dyvorce him?
A: Because he was louwing enuther woman.
Q: Who found out that?
A: His aandy.
Q: What dez a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q: What dez a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto.
Q: Who is Malayali's fyamez eactor end eactress?
A: Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Q: Which car does he purchase when he gets lizense?
A: Second hand Benss.
Please don't delete this file after reading.
If you should send this mail to:
10 Malayalis you will rezeive Khoknet oil
20 Malayalis and you will rezeive benena chips.
40 Malayalis you will rezeive appams.
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the
lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of
Khoknet oil and benena chips free.
I yam really nod suur of the lost won.
A: Kerala.
Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi.
Q: Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q: Why did his wife dyvorce him?
A: Because he was louwing enuther woman.
Q: Who found out that?
A: His aandy.
Q: What dez a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q: What dez a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto.
Q: Who is Malayali's fyamez eactor end eactress?
A: Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Q: Which car does he purchase when he gets lizense?
A: Second hand Benss.
Please don't delete this file after reading.
If you should send this mail to:
10 Malayalis you will rezeive Khoknet oil
20 Malayalis and you will rezeive benena chips.
40 Malayalis you will rezeive appams.
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the
lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of
Khoknet oil and benena chips free.
I yam really nod suur of the lost won.