mohican
July 27th, 2004, 12:21 PM
Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you
can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that it's a
Lion. Now lets kill the lion...
Ø Yash Chopra Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion falls in love with the lioness.
Send another lion in to the forest, Love triangle happens. Lioness loves
the second lion. Our lion commits suicide
Ø Karan Johar method (director):
Take the lion to Swiz, Australia or US.. and kill! it in a good scenic
location.
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
Bored by veg it commits suicide
Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you
can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that it's a
Lion. Now lets kill the lion...
Ø Yash Chopra Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion falls in love with the lioness.
Send another lion in to the forest, Love triangle happens. Lioness loves
the second lion. Our lion commits suicide
Ø Karan Johar method (director):
Take the lion to Swiz, Australia or US.. and kill! it in a good scenic
location.
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
Bored by veg it commits suicide
Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him