mohican
August 3rd, 2004, 11:44 AM
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to
me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a
stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick
from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been 7
since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that
Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special
e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
* Tired of calling Divya Singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her hubby
suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds,
a bird will crap on your head today at 5:30pm
me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a
stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick
from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been 7
since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that
Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special
e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
* Tired of calling Divya Singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her hubby
suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds,
a bird will crap on your head today at 5:30pm