JAT AUR BANIYA

[jogi]

ek bar ek baniya ke ladke ki shaadi...aur Apane jat tah nauta de diya...apna jat raam pura tyaar hokah..dhoti me leel laal de kah gaya...
aur jit wo pandal tha udah do kungar baniya khade kar rakhe...jab apna jat bhitar pandal me jan lagya...darwaje pe khade kungar baniya bole bhai dhoti aalah ka kaam kona...
jat bolya.."yaar mihne pahla card aa raha hain..."
kaha suni hogi..kai baniya kathe hoge...etne me wo baniya bhi aa gaya jiske chhore ka bahay tha...bolya re ke baat..
jat bolya : "ye bhitar nahi jaan dete.."
baniya bola : "aur bhai yo tah apna jat hain aan do bhitar..."
EEB JAT KAH TAH CHHO UTH LIYA NA KARDA...
bhitar jakah ladoowa tah nazar bhai na milayi...aur ultaye chal pada...jab bahar lakdan lagay pher we baniya bole..jhada de...eeb JAT KA CHHO DOUBLE HO LIYA...
jat bolya : "theek hain bhai le lo jhada..par agar mere dhorah kuchh pagaya to tam merah mariyo aur nahi paya tah thari dehi main todunga.."
jat dhorah ke kuchh tha...kahad ka jutti donu baniya samar diye...aur bahar aagaya...
thodi door jakah socha..ek rah bhookha....ulta ye pandal me chala gaya..jab bhitar jan lag raha tha..we donu baniye muh phere khade...
bhitar jakah...jat ek ladu khaw aur ek un khade baniya nah dhikake goj me ghal le...ghani war nuh karta raha..aur pher pet bhar kah muchhah per kah haath pher kah bhahar chal pada...
jat : "aur jhada le lo nah eeb.."
jat pher bolya : "aur ke baat sah jhada kunha lete..."
pher kaha suni hogi..kai baniya khathe hoge...wo baniya bhi aa gaya jiske ladke ki shadi..wo baniya bolya ke baat...
jat: "ye jhada na lete.."
baniya: "aur tum jhada ku na lete.."
pahre pe khade baniya : " yo kuchh na lehra peetan ka marya khada hain.."

[preeti]

hahaha
very funny

[mbamal]

re yoh to ghana kasoota tha..jama kilkipaad!! aan de bhai ek do aur ise...

[poonam]

good one jogi.

poonam

[uday]

ND Lath gaad desi joke.. :-) :-) :-D

[rajender_dahiya]

are bhai sunan me itna maja ayya or yo scene kite dekhan me aja to ghana kasuta maja aja.

Entry with good jok.

Rajender

[vikramdahiya]

joge .... dil garden garden ho gya.. ek aadh aur aan de issa e..

[bhim]

Very good joke

[VirenderNarwal]

WAH RE ND JAT

[dchhill]

mast hai bhai