jitender_dhaka
August 8th, 2004, 06:39 AM
Ek bai Kaalu ki naukri lag gee, ek MNC mein , ( Director ka peon) . Director tha bhai angrez. Ib jib bhi direcor aawe , kaalu ke samhi , kaalu keh, "uk manne kamme (less) na simijhiye, manne poori duniya jaane se". Kai din hoge bhai director ne sunte sunte, Ek din kahen lagya , " Re kaalu , tan Tom cruise jaane se". Kaalu ne kahi , "kasoota yaar hein mera". Ib bhai director ne choo (gussa) aa gaya, khen laga chaal hollywood, agar jaanta hua to mein teri tankah badha doovan, naa te naukri gayi samajh. Kaalu ne kahi chaal, manne ke kisi ka bhay ( fear ) khave. Pahunch ke donno Hollywood, Bajai ghanti, likda Tom Cruise bahar, dekhtai bolya, "Arre Kaalu, mere yaar itna dina mein shakal dikhayi". Khoob welcome kara tom nei.
Boss ne sochi shayad tukka fit hogaya. Kahan laga "re , kaalu Madoonna ne jaane", Kaalu ne kahi " re mein sabne janoo soo... Kade tai chal le".
Pahunch ge donnu Madonna ke ghar. Madonna bhar aayi ,arr kaalu ko dehtaayi , KOLI ( hug) bhar li Kaalu ki" . Bhai boss ne chakkar aage.
Ib kai jagah ghoomte rahe shaam tai.
Akhir mein Boss bolya " Kaalu tu POP ne jaane se". Kaalu ne kahi IBHI CHAAL, milwaoo tunne mein POP te.
Phonch ge dony POP ki city. Bhai duniya ka ambaar laga pada, POP ke darshan tahi. Kaalu ne kahi , Boss hade ruk mein ibi aaya. Ghani der ho gi wapas ni aaya to boss ne sochi bhag gaya.
Jabhi ke jabhi Kaalu aaya balcony mein POP ke saath. Koli bhar re ek doosare ki. Ib boss ho gaya behonsh. Gir gaya chakkar khake.
Honsh aaya to Kaalu ne poocha " re ke baat, theek te hei ". Boss khen lagya re bhai " jab tak theek tha, jab tak tu bahar likda pop ko leke, Per jab sari palten ( crowd) chillan lagi naa Kaalu KAALU aur log poochan lagye Aree yo budha sa aadmi kaun hein kaalu ke saath, to bhai DHIRTI GHOOM GI."
Moral : Never under estimate a JAT.
JAT : Josh Aur Taqat
Boss ne sochi shayad tukka fit hogaya. Kahan laga "re , kaalu Madoonna ne jaane", Kaalu ne kahi " re mein sabne janoo soo... Kade tai chal le".
Pahunch ge donnu Madonna ke ghar. Madonna bhar aayi ,arr kaalu ko dehtaayi , KOLI ( hug) bhar li Kaalu ki" . Bhai boss ne chakkar aage.
Ib kai jagah ghoomte rahe shaam tai.
Akhir mein Boss bolya " Kaalu tu POP ne jaane se". Kaalu ne kahi IBHI CHAAL, milwaoo tunne mein POP te.
Phonch ge dony POP ki city. Bhai duniya ka ambaar laga pada, POP ke darshan tahi. Kaalu ne kahi , Boss hade ruk mein ibi aaya. Ghani der ho gi wapas ni aaya to boss ne sochi bhag gaya.
Jabhi ke jabhi Kaalu aaya balcony mein POP ke saath. Koli bhar re ek doosare ki. Ib boss ho gaya behonsh. Gir gaya chakkar khake.
Honsh aaya to Kaalu ne poocha " re ke baat, theek te hei ". Boss khen lagya re bhai " jab tak theek tha, jab tak tu bahar likda pop ko leke, Per jab sari palten ( crowd) chillan lagi naa Kaalu KAALU aur log poochan lagye Aree yo budha sa aadmi kaun hein kaalu ke saath, to bhai DHIRTI GHOOM GI."
Moral : Never under estimate a JAT.
JAT : Josh Aur Taqat