preeti
August 10th, 2004, 06:49 PM
Laloo Prasad Yadav had died. Rabri Devi was very worried whether Laloo would
be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by
having a séance. (black magic used to contact the dead). Sure enough, after
the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard
answering, "Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..."
"Oh dear Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're happy there
in your after-life. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo
answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much
more lush and green than I ever expected .... and, above all, there is no
scam! And the only thing we do, all day long, are, eat and sleep, eat and
sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn?.. I'm a buffalo in Punjab."
nJoy
be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by
having a séance. (black magic used to contact the dead). Sure enough, after
the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard
answering, "Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..."
"Oh dear Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're happy there
in your after-life. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo
answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much
more lush and green than I ever expected .... and, above all, there is no
scam! And the only thing we do, all day long, are, eat and sleep, eat and
sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn?.. I'm a buffalo in Punjab."
nJoy