ganeshjat
August 13th, 2004, 02:01 PM
BANKER:
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
CAR MECHANIC:
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous of
marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills,
is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin
or
crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects.
Apply or reply.
DRUNKER:
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friends
come home only seven times a week.
Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER:
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband
after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be
strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction
of My
Lord i.e. Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in
confidence
and if you have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER:
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features
(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical
Functionalities).
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be
deferred
But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.
She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, should be USER FRIENDLY.
We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will
assure
it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
CAR MECHANIC:
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous of
marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills,
is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin
or
crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects.
Apply or reply.
DRUNKER:
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friends
come home only seven times a week.
Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER:
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband
after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be
strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction
of My
Lord i.e. Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in
confidence
and if you have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER:
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features
(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical
Functionalities).
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be
deferred
But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.
She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, should be USER FRIENDLY.
We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will
assure
it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer