preeti
August 24th, 2004, 10:28 PM
A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country. He goes
first to the German hell and asks "What do they do
here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not
like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more. He discovers that they are all more
or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to
the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do
they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that
is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are
there so many people waiting to get in? "Because
maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does
not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil was a software engg, so he swipes the
card, comes in, checks his mails and then goes to
the cafeteria..."
there is a different hell for each country. He goes
first to the German hell and asks "What do they do
here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not
like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more. He discovers that they are all more
or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to
the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do
they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that
is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are
there so many people waiting to get in? "Because
maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does
not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil was a software engg, so he swipes the
card, comes in, checks his mails and then goes to
the cafeteria..."