jtsagi
August 27th, 2004, 11:25 PM
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga
mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi
nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000
letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi
mar sakta tha
kya? "
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
di....."
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge???
....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi
ulte.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. .
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje
sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad
se ulta latak
ke
gaane laga,
dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from
the office
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she
managed to call one
in
particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki
achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi
bola: Lagta hai
pahunch gai
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside
and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the
same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi
nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000
letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi
mar sakta tha
kya? "
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
di....."
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge???
....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi
ulte.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. .
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje
sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad
se ulta latak
ke
gaane laga,
dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from
the office
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she
managed to call one
in
particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki
achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi
bola: Lagta hai
pahunch gai
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside
and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the
same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly